Gwen, About Max: Excuse Me, I Lost My Kid, Could I Make An Announcement?

Gwen, about Max: Excuse me, I lost my kid, could I make an announcement?

Worker: Of course.

Gwen, over the PA speaker: Goodbye, you little shit

Neil: Well you see, the answer is perfectly simple and scientific. It is because shut up. Shut up is why.

Max, to David: Thanks, Dad

Everyone:

Max: …why is everyone staring at me?

Nikki: You just called David ‘Dad’. You said ‘thanks, Dad.’

Max: What? No I didn’t. I said ‘thanks, man.’

David: Do you see me as a father figure, Max?

Max: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, ’cause you’re always bothering me.

Gwen: Hey, show your father some respect!

Kenji: Okay, Darius and I are both drowning. Who do you save?

Ben: I don’t know, both of you?

Kenji: No, you can only save one

Ben: Well then Darius I suppose because he can’t swim that well and you’re an excellent swimmer

Kenji: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?

Ben: Why don’t you just let go of the anchor?

Kenji: It’s a family heirloom

Ben: I’m leaving

Brooklynn: So, how’d you find out you were bisexual?

Yaz: I dunno. I guess I just realized I liked both guys and girls

Brooklynn: I mean, I like both guys and girls and I’m not bi-

Brooklynn: wait.

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