So I Haven't Seen The New Boy And The Heron Movie.

So I haven't seen the new boy and the heron movie.

But I have seen the Little critters that are in it and the problem is that they look like an alien from Doctor who, an alien from Doctor who that I love:

the adipose babies,

and so every time I see a crochet pattern for them or little stickers of them like it's so excited that someone's making stuff for the adipose babies and then it turns out to be the little guys from boy and the heron and that really bums me out.

I feel like the solution here is to watch the boy and the heron so that I can fall in love with these little guys and then get a bunch of stuff based on them because it's all about their shape.

They're round little chubby guys and I love that.

Me, making a joke about my dad dying

My boyfriend: I was prepared but it still really hit me

Me: just because you can see someone swinging an aluminum bat at you doesn't mean it doesn't hurt when it hits you

2. "If you drink my Mexican coke, I will kill you and it will take hours and I'll cry the whole time,"

And then when discussing the joke later

"when they find your head there will be two bottle caps in your eyes."

Things my dad has said to me now that he's going to start not making mean jokes about me:

1. *In reference to my outfit* you look like a mentat from the 80's dune

Stay tuned for more updates on how my father speaks to me now that he isn't going to make fun of me.

It's solipsism Saturday

The lizard

Image description: A blahaj shark plush head sticking out from a pile of blankets on a bed

So I was talking to myself as I am wont to do and I had just recently thrown up which is something that I do like once a week now, and I said,

" I'm sick. I have an illness. Do I know what that is?"

And then I paused for a second because I was about to say no and then I said

"yes, I do actually know what it is but I have to pretend I don't until a doctor tells me."

And I think that's the most chronically ill thing I've ever said in my entire life.