I did introduce myself as an artist but this is pretty gosh darn heavy on the text posts
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Hubris Is Called When I Think I Could Do My Taxes
hubris is called when i think i could do my taxes
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picture this: biblical Mary and like approximately-10-year-old Jesus. biblical equivalent of Obi Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn (who are, idk what the biblical equivalent of a Jedi is, but like warriors of some kind??) come visit. this is kind of like the wise men ok. But like. Not because prophesy. So anyways they test his blood. But since they probably don't have super advanced blood testing techniques, they like. poke Jesus's finger with a sharp object and have him wipe it on a piece of fabric or something. And then they look at it really close or hold it up to the sun or whatever and they're like ":OO omg INSANE midochlorians!!!!!!!!"
if you were ever wondering what going on a tour of a college campus is like, it's like walking around a zoo but with slightly fewer exotic animals
In memory of Tyrone, who I think of whenever I write the abbreviation "ty" for "thank you" because it's your nickname
even though we literally have not said a word to each other in like a year you have not taken me off of your private instagram so yeah in case you were wondering I sort of feel like I'm stalking you but then again it's not like I'm keeping it a secret (I utilize the like button on all your posts)
Me every time I make an exceedingly bad, unhealthy, not smart decision: cue montage of me posing as a model in a photoshoot resembling a shampoo commercial
So anyways
cue montage of me posing as a model in a photoshoot resembling a shampoo commercial