Prone To Attacks Of Crippling Melancholy, Clarks Nutcracker Lives On The Lonesome Edge Of The Corvid

Prone to attacks of crippling melancholy, Clark’s Nutcracker lives on the lonesome edge of the Corvid family. Too small to be considered a true Crow and lacking the distinctive crest of the Jay, this outcast bird compensates for their rejection by clinging to the concept of solitude and can often be found contemplating that which has succumbed to the inevitable clutches of entropy. While they refuse to admit it, they harbour a deep grudge against Grackles for being more accepted at Family gatherings.

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“The Roomy Dodge”

— “yesterday we discovered the Victorian word for ‘manspreading’”

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True to their name, Sage Thrashers are capable of delivering savage beatings to anything that truly deserves it. Curiously, they tend to focus their wrathful attention upon small insects and berry bushes, two categories of existence largely believed to live innocent lives. Whether this behaviour indicates misnomer on the part of the bird or previously-unknown widespread corruption of their prey remains to be seen.

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