95.44509% Chance She Frew Up

95.44509% chance she frew up

“Coil?” “What is it, pet?” “Forty-four point two zero three eight three percent chance I die in the next half-hour.”

— Interlude 11f

@lakesbian

melancholic imp : (

she so .

anyone think Taylor ever cleaned her teeth with her bugs once? maybe she saw a snippet of a documentary about those dentist fish that other fish patiently line up and cause zero trouble in the area, a neutral zone if you will, while they wait for the dentist fish to clean their mouths of parasites and dead flesh and then she decided to try it (because she was inspired by the fish all co-operating together) and almost choked but then she locked in and went "this is easy as fuck. triumph is such a pussy. alexandria was probably faking. this is so normal. I can have as many bugs as I want in my mouth and I'm not gagging" and the other chicago wards never mention it ever because they value their lives.

when i saw the original tiktok they flashed in my mind

A commission for the lovely panda, who got me to work on this Alexandria design!

good for her

I don’t have object permanence. I put a knife down and spent half an hour panicking because I thought I lost it. It was just on my desk. Not even hidden either like 5 centimetres away from my laptop. Hey you know this blogging thing is pretty fun. I just tell people things.