Friar Lawrence Should Invent A Painkiller, For Menstrual Pains Can Not Be Beaten With A Simple Man's

friar lawrence should invent a painkiller, for menstrual pains can not be beaten with a simple man's rapier

oOoOh, saucy boy indeed!!

fellows 🫢 my friend liketh tybalt, methinks 🤔 what is that reaction to his image????

how'd that happen 🤨 I feel betrayed, yet I have realised that so far, I had not noticed tybalt's beauty, for my dislike for him maketh him look like a beast to mine eyes. I s'pose he's not bad looking after all, I must admit. he still sucketh tho

thou art right, one doth require great skill to come up with someone like myself

hey @shakespeare-official-account

I just saw a play called "hamlet." they said thou wrotest it. all I have to say is... good job sire

Verona's hottest single in your insta bio??? 😭😭

How could you forget Benvolio like that HWHAHAHAHAHA

I APOLOGISE I shall change it right now

okay, it hath been made...

'tis @/mercutioesc on instagram

I think I'll make an instagram account, for I cannot sleep and I want to occupy myself with something

I think I'll make an instagram account, for I cannot sleep and I want to occupy myself with something