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I apologise for my posting. I'm not sure what to do with my blog anymore 😩 but I love it so much, and I'm not planning to abandon it. maybe I should create mine own veronian gossip. maybe confess to my beloved, or snitch on my friends 🤔 or go throw pebbles at tybalt's window. so many options and possibilities
thou canst not see, but I am rubbing mine hands in a mischievous way right now
I know of a piece of gossip that is too good not to tell... but there's two possible outcomes if I do share it:
the youth of verona wakes up from their deep slumber and realises 'tis time for a revolution
I lose two of my friends, one of them being my best friend
cool huh 😀👍
forget about the previous gossip
rosaline returned to verona this afternoon. but that's not even the crazy part; she wanteth to go out with me! what do I even say?
I think I shall decline her invitation. my bestie romeo used to like her immensely, and I don't want to hurt him...
queen mab?! is that thou?? what?? tybalt shall remain single forever?! well. I cannot say I'm surprised
tybalt... by any other name would still suck as much
fuck it
un-montagues your benvolio
(I shall make him an escalus fr)
😌💍
he shan't... not if I break his hand first!
tybalt... by any other name would still suck as much
I want to take up tap dancing. imagine the ways I could annoy tybalt if I could tap dance
nevermind
I want to take up tap dancing. imagine the ways I could annoy tybalt if I could tap dance
trick or treat dawg
( :tybalt_thousandyardstare:s at you )
yeah i know im early
I say... trick! I want to see how thou wilt attempt to do that
thou canst not trick me, for I am the master trickster. but I'd like to see thee try
trick or treat dawg
( :tybalt_thousandyardstare:s at you )
yeah i know im early
I say... trick! I want to see how thou wilt attempt to do that
one of you lovely people suggested that I get benvolio flowers and buy the prince a little gift. I like that idea, and 'tis not even stupid like I'd suggested – thank ye!
tybalt, I've heard that there's no good sport at thy making. is that true?
@urfavmontague 💐⚘️
@prince-of-verone 🎁🎁
btw I'm not sure wherefore I cannot tag the prince, but I tried anyways!
one of you lovely people suggested that I get benvolio flowers and buy the prince a little gift. I like that idea, and 'tis not even stupid like I'd suggested – thank ye!
hm. I thought benvolio was the twinkiest of us all, for juliet herself hath said so. but sure 💃
I could easily rank us all in terms of twinkness, btw. I'm telling thee
‘Tis I the twinkiest twink bestowed on one’s eye
-Mercutio sometime
good morrow. can we annoy tybalt too please
is that a crime
i think me and my mutuals should go on a crime spree. just as a team building exercise and all that
oOoOh, saucy boy indeed!!
fellows 🫢 my friend liketh tybalt, methinks 🤔 what is that reaction to his image????
how'd that happen 🤨 I feel betrayed, yet I have realised that so far, I had not noticed tybalt's beauty, for my dislike for him maketh him look like a beast to mine eyes. I s'pose he's not bad looking after all, I must admit. he still sucketh tho
Verona's hottest single in your insta bio??? 😭😭
How could you forget Benvolio like that HWHAHAHAHAHA
I APOLOGISE I shall change it right now
dost not misinterpret my words, tybalt's rapier. 'tis only the objective truth
he doth look pretty good. but that doth not stop me from roasting him on a daily basis 🔥
tybalt, I still hate thee even though thou art hot 🔥
of course thou dost not, thou art only a rapier. and since he liketh to point thee at me, thou know'st mine appearance better than his
tybalt, I still hate thee even though thou art hot 🔥