What A Nerd Lol

what a nerd lol

tybalt, I still hate thee even though thou art hot 🔥

aye. I've already said so, trans tybalt!!

didst thou know that my ear is pierced? I'm not only the funniest man in verona, but also the most hip one

are they? I thought thou wert just pretending to be insane. and trust me, I totally understand that

too bad hamlet doth not have a blog of his own. imagine the shit that would go down

dear veronians,

I shall be departing from verona early in the morrow. big events await me in denmarke, where the royals will bid me their warm welcomes. smelleth like havoc, dost thou think?

thank ye again friar... but wherefore doth that article mention that "sugar is thy enemy"? I like me some sugary treats! that is, when romeo hath not eaten them all before I get to them...

friar lawrence should invent a painkiller, for menstrual pains can not be beaten with a simple man's rapier

ummmm... GOOD MORROW?!

I'm mercutio!! thou know'st... from romeo and juliet. how art thou on this fine day?

what didst thou mean about the ending being shit?? is there an ending that I know not of??

the only thing I would blame sire big willy for is the creation of tybalt. he's really pissing me off... although he hath not been very active as of late. he's probably grounded again

what if i made a blog of a character from a play and had them break the fourth wall and ask you why you wrote what you did to cause the carnage of the play

sire i hath no idea what mine own plays entail but sure really