Dear Veronians,

dear veronians,

I shall be departing from verona early in the morrow. big events await me in denmarke, where the royals will bid me their warm welcomes. smelleth like havoc, dost thou think?

thank ye again friar... but wherefore doth that article mention that "sugar is thy enemy"? I like me some sugary treats! that is, when romeo hath not eaten them all before I get to them...

friar lawrence should invent a painkiller, for menstrual pains can not be beaten with a simple man's rapier

HA! at least thou canst admit he's annoying. canst thou believe people actually ship me with him? 'tis insane

what if i made a blog of a character from a play and had them break the fourth wall and ask you why you wrote what you did to cause the carnage of the play

sire i hath no idea what mine own plays entail but sure really

nay

world domination speedrun

what a nerd lol

tybalt, I still hate thee even though thou art hot 🔥

good morrow hamlet.

nay, thou art not a joke! although a lot of things are a joke to me.

I am glad to have found thee, friend

too bad hamlet doth not have a blog of his own. imagine the shit that would go down