I Love Benedikt Montagov. And I Hate Tyler Cai

I love benedikt montagov. and I hate tyler cai

loving the book, btw

what if we told Tybalt your… secrets?

who ART THOU????

thou knowest what? I am not afraid of thee, nor of tybalt. he seemeth to be somewhither hidden in his chamber, anyway, for he hath not been frequenting the streets of verona lately. but if there be duels, I shalt fight them!

what's your favorite game in the papa's franchise

lovely question, got me all nostalgic. I remember particularly enjoying the one with the milkshakes (?) I think they were milkshakes. they looked very flavoursome. benny-volio liked that one, too, methinks. we oftentimes used to play together, and he'd actually get stressed over the orders 😭 like he would take it very seriously. I used to fuck up on purpose just to piss him off. romeo was bad at all the games btw

oh I also liked also one with the hotdogs lmao

yeah

heh. that is a nice colourful flag thou hast got there. but wherefore didst thou send it to me? wonder if it meaneth anything 🤨🤨🤔🤔

apparently, I am pookie.

but thou knowst who else is pookie? little cheese

a well-mannered young man with a sense of humour. there he is.

do you beat people with pencils sometimes?

yes; but only sometimes