This Started Out As A Serious Doodle/warm Up Page And Then I Got Silly With It :P

this started out as a serious doodle/warm up page and then i got silly with it :P

i was messing around with ohios state animal/bird to see which one fit better and once i thought of regular show for the cardinal i had to draw it

Some Historical Calivada- a.k.a. How it started:

(The rest under the cut; cw for some suggestive content)

Nevada’s most prominent settlement in the mid-1800s was Virginia City, founded as a silver boom town, and, as quoted in this Wikipedia article was considered the “sophisticated interior partner of San Francisco.”

Vs. How it’s going:

It was only a kiss, how did it end up like this??

You’ll never tell me this isn’t total ex behavior 😂

California, Oregon, and Washington are the only 3 people on planet earth to have never beaten the game Oregon trail (the og or the switch version). When confronted (aka teased) about it the entire response is “well we don’t need to beat it anyway, we’re already here >:(“

Texas ! Look at him big beefy man !

Vermont: *walks in covered in dirt & what looks to be blood, carrying a rifle*

Illinois: What the fu-

Wisconsin: Heya Vermont what’s goin’ on there?

Vermont: Huntin’ season. *calmly walks away*

Wisconsin: Oh. Okay!

*Massachusetts & Maine look at each other worriedly*

Maine: Uh guys… Vermont is a vegetarian.

wttt midwest nickname headcanons bc i'm bored~

Indiana: totally fine being called indy, he thinks its a cute nickname

Wisconsin: likes being called sconnie, any other nickname he finds kind of strange but will not confront you about it

Minnesota: do not call him minnie unless you're indiana or wisconsin. he's not going to say anything directly but he will be very passive-aggressive about it. fine with being called soda(sota), finds other nicknames to be silly but won't say anything about it

Missouri: hated being called misery by the other states. loves any and all other nicknames

Illinois: do not call him illy if you value your organs or are indiana. neutral about ill, and will beat you up if you pronounce the 's' in his name

Ohio: desperately wants to be called O-H, no one will call him this

Michigan: most commonly called mich, all other nicknames are uncommon but he's not really bothered by any of them

Nebraska: has a few nicknames and finds them all to be fun. (nebby, braska, etc) just likes the recognition

Kansas: avid hater of nicknames, probably because he doesn't have any good ones. will correct people if they try to use a nickname

the Dakotas: honestly impressed if you manage to find a nickname that isn't being used by another state. when its just the midwest north and south are acceptable. typically called souda or norda by other states

Iowa: anytime someone tries to give him a nickname he questions their sanity, because his name is only four letters and he finds the obsession with nicknames to be ridiculous