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Nightwing: "We'll have to talk to Agent A, but it shouldn't be a problem."

Flash: "'Agent A'? Who's that? And why do you need to ask their permission? Batman's right here."

Nightwing: "You don't actually think Batman's in charge, do you?"

Flash: "What?"

Nightwing: "We can get away with upsetting B, but we'd all rather die than upset A. It's why their names like that, by the way. A's in charge, B's just the public figure."

Batman: "That's not true and you know it,"

Nightwing: "You gonna look me in the eye and say that?"

Batman: "..."

Nightwing: "That's what I thought."

Missed opportunity for Ollie to call "The Arrow Cave" "The Quiver"

never thought I would see the day where han solo and fleabag were in the same movie together along with tom cruise

chappell roan being told by a photographer to "shut the fuck up" and then her turning around and telling him to "shut the fuck up" is iconic. nothing but respect for my queen.

notes

me: gets two whole notes on my blog

me:

Chrono: Of course I like Bdsm,

Being

Dead

Sounds

Magnificent

I think it'd be neat if they have like a 10% chance of taking you to a new location that you as a player have never been in before

"Directions unclear, dropped friend in the speedforce"

If DC ever makes an open world game set in the DC universe I hope that the games version of fast travel is just calling a speedster. Fast travel can be unlocked by becoming friends with a speedster or unlocking a character who already is friends with a speedster. Locations for fast travel are unlocked by visiting those places first and dropping a gps marker because the speedsters will get lost without directions.

How I imagine Wukong and Bajie’s first meeting went LMAO

Do you think Wash gets hit by cars so much because he's road coloured?

IF YOUR

CRAYONS

DO NOT SMELL LIKE

crayons

DO NOT EAT IT

It’s not a crayon

My sort of maybe embarrassing “late to the game” thing I’m learning now is how to tell if oil has gone bad.

I feel like most other foods have obvious visual tells like mold or they end up smelling foul and obviously bad. But I was googling about oil and the internet says “if it smells like crayons, it’s bad” which would not have been my first guess. And I tested it out on my somewhat old sesame oil and was like “by god, I would describe this as smelling like crayons”

Anyway protip if your old oil smells kinda like crayons it’s probably no good 🖍️

Jason would never become an alcoholic or a drug addict, his mother died of an overdose, for gods sake!

Tim however,

My favorite vague response to basically anything is “there will be water if ka wills it”

I think it’s really funny given the fact that I know exactly one (1) person who has read the dark tower series so whenever I say it people look at me like I’m crazy

Hazbin Hotel Characters' Reactions to Having a Child Thrown at Them:

Charlie: Oh my god, oh my god! I got you! *barely catches the child* Why would you throw a kid at me?!?

Vaggie: *catches child* What the fuck, why?!?! Where did you get this kid? Did you kidnap them?

Alastor: *catches the child in his mouth and eats them*

Husk: *rushes to catch the child and barely manages it* AH, WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHERE ARE THIS KIDS PARENTS? YOU CAN'T JUST THROW KIDS AT PEOPLE!!!

Niffty: *just watches and laughs gleefully when the child hits the floor*

Angel: HOLY SHIT! *tries to catch the child, but fails* WHAT THE FUCK?

Sir Peantious: idk hes up in heaven now

My anxiety: Your friend thinks you’re annoying and she doesn’t like you.

Me: *mentally beating my anxiety with a baseball bat* she loves me so shut the McFRICK up you BI-

Something I find funny is the naming of relatives

Like you have your granddad then your great granddad then your great great granddad then your great great great granddad

And it’s just like some kids were naming them and decided the more awesome and supreme someone is the further back it goes

telling people I love them? no

instead they’ll just have to get my vibes

my very tender, yearning vibes

no I don’t think you get it. I’m not a fan, I’m HAUNTED

It's a bit of an inside joke, but if anyone watches my Trails of Cold Steel playthrough on YouTube, you'll know how I react to these particular characters who are clearly fujoshis.

(I can't remember which game it is so I included both playlists)

So me putting "himejoshi" on my profile makes me laugh

YouTube

Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel [ RaleyDrew Raythrough ]

YouTube

Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel II [ RaleyDrew Raythrough ]

kekek i grovel at the feet of any blond twink that comes my way