I Thought I Wanted A Female Best Friend Until My Female Best Friend Literally Ripped The Ground From

I thought I wanted a female best friend until my female best friend literally ripped the ground from under me and showed me bad people can still be kind.

(I run up to you, crabs clinging to my clothes. There are more behind me, approaching slowly.)

Hello, are you able to answer a question for me?

(the crabs are getting closer.)

Make sure you answer quickly, ok? This is important to your safety.

(some crabs catch up with me and start pinching me.)

Ow! Do you like crab, the food?

(All the crabs catch up, and I topple over. I am soon covered in crabs)

OWW! OWW! OOH! Say-

(One crab pinches my mouth shut. The crabs look at you expecting an answer.)

I’ve never had crab so i wouldn’t know

embracing the calmness of the lake🍃

Barks at you

meows and hisses back

(Ummm ok?)

my therapist: I’m not going to tell you to not kill yourself but think of the consequences

me: ummmmm

therapist: you really can think of anything?

me: my siblings win the contest

I’m a liberal in a house of conservatives, meaning they are republicans and I’m a democrat. My family was basically roasting the Democratic Party and were saying why the Republican Party is so much better and I had to sit there with a smile for TWO HOURS because of them trash talking me without knowing it. For context my family is very religious and have very Christian ideals. I’m Christian as well however I’m also gay and a liberal so that doesn’t mix well. Especially when they don’t know.