Barks At You

Barks at you

meows and hisses back

(Ummm ok?)

yay

HELP

MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES

my therapist: I’m not going to tell you to not kill yourself but think of the consequences

me: ummmmm

therapist: you really can think of anything?

me: my siblings win the contest

I thought I wanted a female best friend until my female best friend literally ripped the ground from under me and showed me bad people can still be kind.

(I run up to you, crabs clinging to my clothes. There are more behind me, approaching slowly.)

Hello, are you able to answer a question for me?

(the crabs are getting closer.)

Make sure you answer quickly, ok? This is important to your safety.

(some crabs catch up with me and start pinching me.)

Ow! Do you like crab, the food?

(All the crabs catch up, and I topple over. I am soon covered in crabs)

OWW! OWW! OOH! Say-

(One crab pinches my mouth shut. The crabs look at you expecting an answer.)

I’ve never had crab so i wouldn’t know

I’m struggling to not beat up my sister purely because she’s going to make me relapse