Minervakarsh - My Crappy Life - Tumblr Blog

When I listened to this song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hqEFhx8-CQ0&pp=ygUnbmV2ZXIgbWV0IGEgbmljZSBzb3V0aCBhZnJpY2FuIG9yaWdpbmFs , all I could think about was Discworld and Ankh-Morpork.

And I thought to myself: if I can think about it, why don’t I make it?

So… I rewrote this song Discworld-style! No points for guessing who the narrator here is, heh…

I’ve traveled this whole Disc of ours from here to Counterweight

I managed to escape alive from the Sender of Eight

I’ve flown on a dragon and I’ve fallen from the Rim

And I’ve met Death so often I’m a hobby now to him

I’ve been to Agatea, and I shook the ‘ntire nation,

But I’ve never met a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

No, he’s never met a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

And that’s not bloody surprising, man!

‘Cause we’re a bunch of arrogant bastards

Who hate dwarfs and trolls!

I once met a seamstress who knew nothing about sex

I haven’t been eaten alive while traveling Fourecks

I’ve once been in Death’s Domain and boy was it a shock

I’ve once fought a sourcerer with a half-brick in a sock

I’ve got a sentient Luggage and it’s absolutely savage

But I’ve never met a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

No, he’s never met a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

And that’s not bloody surprising, man!

‘Cause we’re a bunch of talentless murderers

Who smell like baboons!

I once controlled an army made of terracotta guys

I’ve been hit on by ladies who were my colleagues in disguise

I’ve been in another world where I’ve flown on a plane

And I have seen the world being created yet again

I’ve met a water troll who lived under the Rimfall

But I’ve never met a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

No, he’s never met a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

And that’s not bloody surprising, man!

‘Cause we’re a bunch of ignorant loudmouths

With no sense of humor!

I’ve met Cohen the Barbarian and he’s got diamond teeth

Thanks to my friend’s diary I’m an Agatean myth

I have met the Lady though I’ve never called her name

Because I’m her chosen pawn in all this goddamn game

I once had a good noodle but I’ve never had a poodle

And I’ve never met a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

No, he’s never met a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

And that’s not bloody surprising, man!

‘Cause we’ve never met one either!

(Except for Havelock Vetinari!

And he’s now on a train to Quirm!)

Yes! He’s quite a nice Ankh-Morporkian!

And he’s hardly ever killed anyone!

And he’s not smelly at all!

That’s why we put him in prison!

So I remembered the existence of the “describe it in exactly 9 words” challenge. And I decided: why not do this challenge with EVERY Ace Attorney case? Warning - may be a little cringe. Also no TGAA

1-1: Friends help friends even if said friends are stupid

1-2: You lost your boss but you gained your assistant

1-3: About kids and adults but most importantly about fans

1-4: Save him - from his mentor, his past and himself

1-5: Fighting corruption with science, sisterly love and wriggling plywood!

2-1: A lawyer with no memories is still a lawyer

2-2: Secluded villages produce spirits, murders and deeply traumatized girls

2-3: No one is the villain. Except apparently borderline pedophilia

2-4: Poor Phoenix, you will doubt everyone… except your friends

3-1: He who gets weird clients once himself was one

3-2: A tale of Cinnamon Roll and his foe Spamton

3-3: A shark can be a tiger… a loan shark

3-4: No one wins, except the devil who was arrested

3-5: Of the mountains and the clan and the coffee

4-1: Ace Attorney but Ace stands for the bloody ace

4-2: Full of noodles, doctors, gangsters and thieves of panties!

4-3: A particularly messy concert of Klavier Gavin, now colorized

4-4: Let me take you back to seven years ago

5-1: Finally, at last! The victim actually wrote the message!

5-2: The prosecutor looks more demonic than the actual demon

5-3: My Little Lawyer: Friendship is Magic. Also school! Yay!

5-4: Yeah, I understand Apollo. I would go postal too.

5-5: When you chase phantoms, look who has your back…

5-6: Fish, orcas, penguins, pirates, shanties - and a happy end!

6-1: What to do abroad? Risk your life in court!

6-2: Magic? Troupe Gramarye?? TRUCY AS A DEFENDANT?! HELL YES!!

6-3: Ah, Khura’in. Crispy mountain air, magatamas, prayers, rebels, murders…

6-4: Lots of food, sake and rakugo performances! And Uendo!!

6-5: First a theft… then murders, revolutions, family drama. Classic.

6-6: All friends here! And the case is about love!

I1-1: A dead body? Nah, the folders are more important

I1-2: Edgeworth and his worst nightmare: being surrounded by women

I1-3: Badger madness versus Yatagarasu coolness! Also, Lance is there.

I1-4: Little Franzy! Little Kay! Slightly littler Edgy! CALISTO YEW??

I1-5: At least Manfred was cool. This guy is INSUFFERABLE.

I2-1: Bodyguard? Fake. President? Fake. Tabby? Lloyd. Love this case!

I2-2: A new defense attorney, prosecutor and judge. Full collection.

I2-3: Aw, guys, look! His son is practically him copypasted!

I2-4: Something is wrong. Deeply wrong. Because Excel Document exists!!!!

I2-5: Remember that one little guy? Well, remember him again.

…my reason for making this is unknown to anyone, and especially myself. Enjoy!

Drew this in class for the 9th birthday of Undertale and somehow forgot to post it))) I hope it turned out as cute as I think it did

Yeah I pretty much gotta reblog. The duck spares no one

I was sure I could be something more… sparkling, but I guess that’s how your wonderful friend views me! Also I looove sculptures ^~^

One of my friends made a bunch of personality quizzes. They hurt to take but I love them

My results 👍

How could I forget to post my years-old Undertale art?! It was my first ever attempt to not use black outlines, and even now I’m happy with how it looks))) the hearts may be a little asymmetrical, I don’t really care

The Minecraft movie should’ve been like the Lego Movie that’s what I’m saying.

Make the protagonist part of the world that is perfect for changing and building. Make the graphics CGI but looking exactly like the game. Make the movie about what the game is instead of how it looks. Make it about believing. Make it about creating. Make it about the universe that loves you, that is kind, that says you’re special. Make it so that the End Poem doesn’t get ignored like it so often is.

Instead, what we got is a 2017 “Minecraft Mobs In Real Life” video with really shitty cosplay.

What do you think the “craft” in “Minecraft” stands for? Certainly not this.

I know this post will be ignored. After all, I’m not really here to be famous and/or get lots of notes (though I’d love it).

But.

I feel like I made quite a few posts already without… um, actually explaining who I am??? And that kinda violates all common courtesy…

So.

Official introduction post!

My name, as seen above, is Minerva Karsh, I usually shorten it to Minnie. It’s not my real name, and I strongly advise you to not ask about the real one.

I’m currently 16 years old and will go into a new school just a week after this post is published. As I’m a teenager, I’m EXTREMELY sensitive to criticism, as much as it pains me to admit.

I’m cisgender, straight and only use she/her pronouns. However I’m an ally and will not tolerate any hate towards anyone!

Which kinda makes it hard for me to live. You see, I was born and raised in Russia, where LGBTQ+ people aren’t exactly welcome… but I won’t tolerate any hate towards my or any other country. That also means English isn’t my first language, so be nice, okay?

I’m VERY multifandom. Like… EXTREMELY so. Will post about completely different things, reblog completely unrelated posts, or not post at all! I dunno, I’m a weird person? I think?

Umm what to say next… I’m very clingy to those I consider my friends, and mutuals fall into that category, so be aware that I’m VERY serious about friendship)))

I’m NOT looking for relationships, mainly because I already am in one! I don’t intend on breaking up with him in the foreseeable future, so stay away from me if you’re looking for that stuff.

Am I supposed to do the DNI part? Alright. DNI racists, homophobes, transphobes, pedophiles (I don’t care what you call yourself, if you like minors you’re a pedo), proshippers or those who support killing human beings in literally any situations. Other than that you’re welcome! <3

That’s all. That’s a really long post… gosh I hate myself for always talking too much, but this is the site for venting, right? …Right?

Yeah I guess I gotta reblog.

The level “The Alley” from Dancing Line. Kinda specific but idc

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Long time has been since I posted my art, so have this doodle of Mono/Thin Man! I sent it to my mutual first (Jack, it’s you) and he approved, so have at ye

I was a hardcore LN fan ever since I discovered it (which wasn’t long ago, actually, just the beginning of January 2024). Now, as evident by my posts as of late, I’m in the LN phase again.

And I’m always wondering… why are fans not being fans?

It’s actually a question I always ask about most other games, too, but LN is the most evident. Do I think Reanimal is great and deserves being talked about? Hell yes. Do I wish Tarsier Studios didn’t leave LN? Honestly, yeah. Do I think Reanimal is better that LN3 and/or is the real LN3? HELL FUCKING NO!!

The real LN3 is LN3. Even with no Mono and (possibly… I hope not) no Six, it’s still Little Nightmares and it’s in no way inferior to some completely unrelated game. End of discussion

I literally have no idea why people are pitting Little Nightmares 3 with Reanimal.

You literally got 2 cakes for Christmas and you're still complaining. Why can't everyone just enjoy both cakes?

Does Reanimal look better than LN3? Sure it does, but Tarsier also has 2 successful games and years of experience under their belt in this type of gameplay and storytelling while Supermassive though has created many types games, they're new to this format and have a existing series they also need to live up to. Tarsier and Bandai could've easily just shoved LN under a rug when LN 2 was done and never let us see the franchise ever again but they were willing to hand it to Supermassive and give them a chance to make more so we can enjoy it. In fact, the LN2 Enchanced Ediiton was upgraded by Supermassive, so it's clear that even when Tarsier was a part of the franchise they were willing to pass on their IP in good faith.

Honestly as someone who's literally working in the games industry right now, both games looks amazing. Fantastic atmosphere and beautiful world building. In fact the warm tones of LN3 reflecting the cool tones of Reanimal make me so giddy i wouldn't be suprised if both teams planned it together. People were all hyped for LN3 until Reanimal came up and suddenly everyone's being a Comparing Carrie about it. I don't see why we can't just enjoy and support both games without pitting them against each other. These types of games are few and far between already and I want to see more studios make more games like these in the future.

I had to reblog this, as a certified (not really) Six’s lawyer.

This is just how I feel about all of Six’s haters… like. Dude. She had REASONS okay???

I got really frustrated in a debate about Little Nightmares with someone so I’m drawing a whole comic for getting my feelings out.

I saw this post: https://www.tumblr.com/bellerocks4/746751504251322368/the-boy-and-his-hats-look-at-them-all-d-this

And I decided “what’s stopping me from doing the same? Only in MY stupid art style!”

So lo and behold, I drew Mono in all the hats! Only, um, I didn’t rate them. Mainly because I didn’t wanna start any discourse))) ignore the Russian writing underneath

The quality is probably less than good, but I tried)))

Decided to share my months-old art))) the file name for this is “He watches her”

I love Little Nightmares and just decided to share this love with the world)))

I’m a bit late to the AAI2 hype train, but still - have a quick doodle of our dearest boy))) drew him basically from memory, so don’t kill me if any details are wrong

(To clarify - I was initially against the new name, after all I got really used to the old one… but then it dawned on me that I can call him Stacy, and I changed my mind)

HOW

ace attorney official account has been posting a lot more meme-y stuff lately. "that's because of the "aj trilogy"" you say to me. no. obviously they're ramping up the social media marketing in preparation for their biggest release yet: ace attorney investigations duology ports

And the AJ trilogy guys! Sequel/successor to this post: https://www.tumblr.com/minervakarsh/752553945121030144/yet-another-contribution-to-the-aa-fandom-ive

Getting all the details right was a pain, so I hope I didn’t make any mistakes))) especially Nahyuta. Dude, I love you, but why the heck is your design so complicated…

(If Fulbright looks transparent, it’s because he is. I wanted to draw the real him, but the real him is dead, soooo…)

Anyway hope ya like it!

Yet another contribution to the AA fandom!! I’ve been super into this series lately, as you can see…

I originally wanted to add Gumshoe, but the pal’s too big to fit in here((( fun fact - the file name for this is “family & friends”

I hope i didn’t mess up their clothes. Otherwise I might just bang my head on the wall

The only time a lawyer can cry…

…is when it’s all over.

(Art by me. Extremely proud of how bittersweet it turned out. Love this ship but the angst breaks my heart, so I decided to reunite them in death)

The start of TotK, featuring our boy Link in my art style! Drew it a while ago, so it may be a bit weird)))

At this point I’m just reblogging every good Homestuck art I find…

This is good. So I reblog it

Do You Love The Color Of The 413?

AAAAAAA

THEY

THEY’RE SO… SO *THEM*

I’m sorry, but I HAVE to reblog this, I feel like I’ll die if I don’t

happy 4/13

Happy 4/13!!! This is my first post here - might as well be about the best webcomic ever)))

(Also, happy birthday John!)