Carapace, *holding In His Laughter*: Hey, How Do You Ask A Glass Of Water What Its Doing?

Carapace, *holding in his laughter*: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Ryuko: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language

Carapace:

Carapace: Water you doing?

Chat Noir: Hahahahaha, good one N- Carapace!

Chat Noir: You are, of course, wondering why it is that I have brought you here tonight

Ladybug: Actually, Adrien, after all these years, I just sort of go along with it

STAND UP MAN!!!!

honestly when it comes to ladynoir i kinda eat up preconceived notions. like whenever Chat tells Ladybug a story about himself, her brain comes up with something oh-so-totally different than if she imagined it for Adrien.

like if he mentions his room? she would NEVER in a million years think of the grandiose room Adrien has in the Agreste house in the context of Chat Noir. her brain would likely come up with a dimly lit, smaller-to-average size room, probably a little messy, absolutely teeming with anime posters on the walls and a desk with a big monitor and a silly gamer chair with cat ears. just absolutely screaming personality.

and when Ladybug lets slip that she works for her parents? Chat Noir, who has been an employee of the Gabriel company for pretty much his entire cognizant life, would never have his go-to guess be his Lady being a baker’s daughter. No, his brain weirdly enough goes straight for her doing office-type work for her parents, even though she’s 14 and this makes literally no sense lol. (but he’s been extorted by his parents for his entire life so is that really shocking)

she’s always imagined he’d have siblings, but has never been able to decide if she thinks he’s the youngest or oldest

he’s always been fairly convinced she’s pretty athletic in her real life, and probably plays some sports competitively

I just love love love the idea of them being so absolutely flabbergasted when they find out bc they had all these ideas in their head they thought were on the right track and end up being beyond incorrect.

Marinette especially has her brain oh so totally shattered bc the mental image of “civilian chat noir” was so absolute in her head that when it comes out to be reserved, clean-cut Adrien she’s just like ?!?!?!?!? blue screen

*season 4*

Chat Noir: I came out here to have a good time, and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

I'm just waiting for the day when I misspell Chat Noir to Chad Noir