Ryuko Miraculous - Tumblr Posts

Chat Noir: Hi guys!!

Ladybug:

Carapace:

Ryuko:

Chat Noir: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the side of this building

Carapace, *holding in his laughter*: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Ryuko: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language

Carapace:

Carapace: Water you doing?

Chat Noir: Hahahahaha, good one N- Carapace!

Carapace: If any of you got arrested, what would be the charges?

Ladybug: Theft

Rena Rouge: Disturbing the peace

Chat Noir: Aggravated assault

Ryuko: Arson

Argos: All of the above. In that order, probably. And then murder

Ladybug: What did you two do?

Argos:

Ryuko:

Ladybug: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not

Ryuko: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Chat Noir: Thank you

Ryuko: I didn't say that was a good thing

Chat Noir: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Rena Rouge: How do you think the butterflies taste like?

Chat Noir: They taste bad

Rena Rouge:

Ladybug:

Carapace:

Ryuko:

Monarch:

Ladybug: You ate an aKUMA-