I Submit To You That The Most Iconic Feature Of Any Animal Is Either Unlikely Or Impossible To Fossilize.

I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.

If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.

If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we'd never come up with those ears.

If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn't know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.

We wouldn't know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.

My point here is that we don't know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they'd been all around us the whole time.

i don’t have a “mind palace” or whatever… it’s a male strip club in here

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oh i hate these because i’m always afraid i’ll forget someone (but the sentiment is nice!)

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i feel like i’m forgetting people and i’m sorry if i actually did! love y’all ♥️

Please reblog this! It can happen to anyone

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

Im in this and i dont like it. Lmao

fixating on games is like “oh boy! i haven’t played this in months!” and then you end up playing 60+ hours and never touch it again until the cycle starts up again

Since you guys liked the first one so much, ill do some more!

PILLAR MEN QUOTES (PART 2)

Wamuu: Joseph, my old friend!

Joseph: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Wamuu: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

Joseph: YOU CHEATED!

Caesar: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what’s the problem?

Esidisi: I… can confirm that that actually happened.

Joseph: …What.

Kars: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Santana: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

Esidisi: Don't go to the kitchen.

Joseph: Why?

Esidisi: I saw a spider.

Joseph: Well, did you kill it?

Esidisi: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

Santana: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.

Santana: I need my socks.

Santana: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

Santana: *writing a letter*

Santana: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

Wamuu: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

Esidisi, fighting Joseph: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Kars: I am literally evil incarnate.

Kars: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Kars: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Joseph, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted.

Joseph, looking at Kars: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.

Esidisi: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

Esidisi: *upends the bottle*

Kars: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Santana: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Joseph: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

Kars: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

Caesar, about Joseph: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

Kars: I'm allergic to death.

Wamuu: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.

Wamuu: It's me.

Wamuu: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.

Joseph: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Wamuu: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Santana: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

Kars: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Kars lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Wamuu: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

(( I'll hold you Wamuu! ☺ If you want to see more of these or personal HCs for the Pillar Men, feel free to ask me! ))