Megatron, After Predacons Rising: Today Feels Like A Great Day To Move Far Away To The Mountains And

Megatron, after Predacons Rising: Today feels like a great day to move far away to the mountains and never come back, who’s with me

Soundwave, about Airachnid: I hate that bugs don’t take fall damage

Soundwave: How I knock a spider off the ceiling and that shit hit the ground and start running

Predaking: Why are your boobs so big?

Shockwave: They’re not boobs.

Predaking: Do you have to wear a bra?

Shockwave: No.

Predaking: Will my boobs get as big as yours someday?

Shockwave:

G1 Optimus: If we're going to win, you need to harness your repressed rage.

Bayverse Optimus: I DON'T HAVE ANY!

G1 Optimus: Spoken like a mech with true repressed rage.

TFA Optimus: I have a problem.

Bayverse Optimus: Kill it.

TFA Optimus: Can you chill for like, two seconds??

Miko: Super Mario is a Japanese game. Therefore, Mario is his last name and his first name is Itsumi

Raf: No no no don't say it

Miko: So his name would be Itsumi Mario-

Raf: I HATE YOU