Transformers Shattered Glass - Tumblr Posts
TFP Megatron: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED! TFP Megatron: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY! Shattered Glass Megatron: TFP Megatron just threw a tantrum about a chair. Shattered Glass Megatron: I just won TFP Megatron Tantrum Bingo.
scribbles bc i cant think of more quotes
am i an art blog now
G1 Optimus: Guys, Shattered Glass Optimus is missing. Bayverse Optimus: Good.
Cyberverse Optimus: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Shattered Glass Optimus: Not if they consent to it.
Bayverse Optimus: Depends who you’re stabbing.
TFP Optimus: YES?!?!?
TFP Optimus: I am at a loss for words!
Shattered Glass Optimus, narrating: And despite being at a loss for words, TFP Optimus lectured me for the next 10 minutes.
IDW Megatron: [exists]
Shattered Glass Megatron: Look at this bitter old man. The Great Depression took such a toll on him!
TFA Optimus: Wake up! The sun is shining! Shattered Glass Optimus: What do you want me to do, photosynthesis?
IDW Megatron: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?
SG Megatron: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain.
Cyberverse Megatron: WFC Megatron bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but they’re WRONG.
IDW Megatron: I just found out from SG Megatron today that when TFP Megatron died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, TFA Megatron said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”
SG Megatron: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! Cyberverse Megatron: You can eat rocks. TFA Megatron: Air. TFP Megatron: Dark energon. SG Megatron: You guys are not helpful.
TFP Optimus: What’s the status here? SG Optimus: Fucked up, about to die, SG Megatron's a nerd. The usual.
It took like, 2 months. I came back from holiday, started this and couldn't finish until nowadays.
Silly Megatron doodles
And some shattered glass related stuff.
He actually have a point-
Shattered Glass Optimus: No, no, you misunderstand. I have a “resting bitch” face.
Shattered Glass Optimus: Bayverse Optimus, on the other hand, has the “I want you all to die” face. It’s a subtle but crucial difference.
Shattered glass #5 spoilers
Each time Jetfire thinks, it just gets gayer and gayer
I wanted to draw a bunch of sound waves and this meme fit perfectly
I read shattered glass, I’m ok. God I don’t even ship either of these things normally, goddamn. Enjoy my quick little doodle
Bonus:
My contribution ft. @cissyswonderland for the @redactedtfzine project!
A nice little story of one war tactician and a gladiatorial games manager.
Since Shattered Glass is coming back, i decided to make some customs/digibashes based on it. In robot mode some parts of megatron might feel a bit of, but is's just the color i used .I will try to make SG Optimus Prime, Starscream, Soundwave and so on if given a time.