TFA Optimus & G1 Optimus: *accidentally Set The Kitchen On Fire*G1 Optimus: We Need An Adult!TFA Optimus:

TFA Optimus & G1 Optimus: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* G1 Optimus: We need an adult! TFA Optimus: You are an adult! G1 Optimus: We need an adultier adult! Get TFP Optimus! Later… G1 Optimus, texting TFP Optimus: *sends a voice message* TFP Optimus, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent? G1 Optimus: No, don’t worry, just listen later. *yet later* TFP Optimus: *presses play* G1 Optimus’ voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

this is actually one of the ideas i had after posting something so here is a continuation i guess

Predaking: Why are your boobs so big?

Shockwave: They’re not boobs.

Predaking: Do you have to wear a bra?

Shockwave: No.

Predaking: Will my boobs get as big as yours someday?

Shockwave:

I just want to say I thoroughly look forward to your scenarios and quotes. They give me life.

Thanks! I've never actually had blogs before this, so i'm not very experienced...

Thanks for the compliment tho! It means a lot to me!

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(i dont know how to respond... I’ve never had a ask box before...)

(pleas healp)

TFP Optimus, being Righteous and Good: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Bayverse Optimus: Kill two.

Shattered Glass Megatron: Hey guys-

Bayverse Optimus: Die.

Shattered Glass Megatron: What did I do to you-

I found the episode. It’s Desertion of the Dinobots, Part 1.

Cyberverse Optimus: What’s the worst thing you guys have done?

TFA Optimus: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

G1 Megatron: I kicked Optimus in the shin-

G1 Optimus: -So I kicked Megatron between the legs.

Bayverse Optimus: I burned a town down.

TFP Optimus: I-What?!

Cyberverse Optimus: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Bayverse Optimus: A lot of things.

TFA Optimus, very concerned: No shit.

(optimus did kick megatron between the legs in G1 I just forgot the episode)