Baby MC: *learning To Stand And Walk*

Baby MC: *learning to stand and walk*

Deuce: B-Be careful, Baby Rosehearts!

Trey: That's great. Keep going. One step at a time.

Riddle: *passes by to get something*

Baby MC: *went on all fours and crawls after their brother*

Trey: *sigh* Riddle, you've interrupted them.

Riddle: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

Baby MC: *stands just to hug his leg*

Trey: Anyway, are you going to have a meeting again?

Riddle: Yes. Professor Crewel wants us to finalize some costume designs designated to each dorm.

Riddle: It's going to be a long discussion. Would you mind watching my baby sibling for me?

Baby MC: *starts whining*

Trey: *laughs* I think they want to go with you.

Riddle: *frowning a little* But Malleus-senpai will be there.

Deuce: Huh? Why? Is there a problem with Malleus-senpai?

Riddle: Last time, MC grabbed his horns and I was sure Malleus-senpai disliked that.

Trey and Deuce: Oh...

Deuce: Yeah... Babies have this herculean grip after all.

Riddle: So MC is staying here. And make sure they'll be entertained while I'm gone. Is that clear?

Trey and Deuce: Yes, housewarden!

Vil: You didn't bring the baby?

Riddle: Yes. I left them at the dorm.

Malleus: What a pity. I've brought some toys for them.

Riddle: ...

Azul: Excuse me, senpai... But that doesn't seem to be suited for kids...

Malleus: What do you mean?

Leona: They're all spikes, you damn idiot.

Malleus: Hm. But I used to play with these.

Kalim: Haha! I wonder what it's like playing with spikes!

Idia: Injured-max 100.

Azul: Anyway, Professor Crewel seems to be late.

Professor Crewel: *entering with Baby MC in his arms*

Baby MC: *starts bouncing after they see Riddle*

Professor Crewel: Behave. Riddle Rosehearts, were you not aware that your baby sibling tried following you here?

Riddle: ...

Riddle: I'm sure I had asked my vice-housewarden and the other Heartslabyul students to watch over them.

Professor Crewel: I see. Then your baby sibling is already a misbehaving puppy. *pokes their cheek*

Baby MC: *giggles*

Malleus: Crewel, were you late because you took time to dress up the little child of man?

Professor Crewel: I had to sew some fabric, of course.

Professor Crewel: *putting Baby MC down*

Baby MC: *about to crawl*

Professor Crewel: No, no. You walk. That fabric is expensive and you're not wiping the floor with it.

Baby MC: *giggles* *stands and toddles slowly to Riddle*

Riddle: *carries them up* *frowning* Did you escape from the dorm?

Baby MC: Heh~~

Idia and Kalim: Pffft!

Malleus: Hello, little child of man.

Baby MC: Yayo~! *holds and shakes his pinky finger*

Vil: Malleus, don't even think about giving those toys to them.

Malleus: *frowns* Who said I would?

Trey: I'm sorry, Riddle. I thought they've gone to sleep not until Deuce panicked, saying they were not in their room.

Deuce: It's okay if you don't accept our apology, sir!

Riddle: *sigh* No, it's fine. I called mother. She did say that it was one of her problems when it comes to MC.

Riddle: They'll find a way to go to you. It happened once with her and MC managed to locate where she was working at.

Trey: ...

Trey: That seems like a silly story, Riddle.

Riddle: *gets his phone and shows them a video*

*Baby MC being carried by random people while wearing the ID of their mother*

Trey and Deuce: ...

Riddle: I need some sort of tracking device for them.

I have no clue where I was going with this. Have fun.

(Do not like without Reblogging.)

TWST Incorrect quotes#413 Goldfish Crackers

Fareha*Is happy about Leona's relationship with You*So you all plan to buy a house this Ramshackle? well, I suppose that would be a fine first place to raise the children~

Grim*splutters*

Leona*chokes*

Both Grim and Leona are chocking as you look in awe at the question

Leona: It’s a bit early to be thinking about that, isn’t it?*Looking at Fareha with a slightly red face...from anger or embarrassment?*

Grim: Yeah! I just started eating*is drinking from his sippy cup makes and Gagging noise*

Yuu: Grim!

Leona*Eyes narrows his eyes at him*What’s that supposed to mean?

Yuu: Grim, It’s great, OK?

Grim: well For his type, yes...*Grumbles eating a piece of his food, glaring at Leona*

Leona: My type?

Grim: THE TYPE TO STEAL SOMEONE CUDDLE BUDDY AND SNACK SNATCHER!

Leona: YOU'RE STILL GOING ON ABOUT THE ME EATING YOUR GOLDFISH CRACKERS ON ACCIDENT!?

Grim: WHY DID YOU EAT THEM IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM!?

Fareha:...Oh, didn't realize I was already an uncle...

resident handsome boy

"Moms in your area say this boy is handsome"

Edit:

Went back and fixed it!! Yes I read the reblogs 💀 I am a goofy goober

you octopi my thoughts.

Genre/Tropes: Mutual Pining!! Also we have a little kabedon moment at the beginning so we're starting off strong!! C:<

Summary: I have another brain wave/request! Would you mind doing a flirty/a MC who’s not afraid to make bold advances?

Author's Comments: PLEASE I'd be such a menace. Azul would hate me because I'd flirt with him all the time.

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“Oh Azuuul!”

The student in question braced himself for your presence, letting out a deep sigh as his cheeks flushed. Your incessant flirting had only gotten worse over the past week, and it had gotten to the point where just hearing your voice could turn his cheeks red. It was an endless source of amusement for Jade and Floyd, and he resented you for it.

“What is it, Prefect?” he adjusted his glasses, giving you the coolest gaze he could manage.

The facade he tried to put up immediately shattered when your hand slammed into the wall behind him, your eyes bright with mischief. A strangled yelp tore from his throat at your close proximity, your face only getting closer to his as you smirked.

“It’s my afternoon, Azul.” you hummed, eyes darting from his eyes to his lips, “It’s so dreadfully empty. I have nothing to do!”

“Hm. Maybe you should study for the upcoming history exam.” Azul couldn’t stop himself from wetting his lips anxiously, ignoring the furious pounding of his heart in favor of holding your gaze.

“What if I want to study marine biology instead?” you shot back, leaning even closer—there was practically no space in between you two anymore.

“You can consult-” he stopped himself from suggesting that you see Jade or Floyd, a flare of jealousy making him reconsider, “...Nevermind.”

“Who? Who can I consult for this lesson? I’d like to know about octopi…their camouflage, their hunting habits, the way they show interest in potential mates…” you lowered your voice to a whisper, a light giggle ending your trailing sentence.

“Well…I…” Azul cursed his stuttering heart, the sound of blood rushing in his ears doing nothing to quiet the thundering noise of his heart.

“But oh well.” you pulled away suddenly, eyes dropping to his tie as you pinched it in between your fingers, “I suppose if your afternoon isn’t free, then I’ll have to find something else to do. Something boring and lonely.”

“If it’s a study session…I suppose I can make time. Show up at the Mostro Lounge after your classes and I’ll see what we can do.” he blurted, flushing a brilliant shade of red as you twisted his tie around in your fingers.

“Lovely! Now maybe you’ll stop octopi-ing my thoughts!” you laughed loudly, releasing his tie and smoothing down the front of his uniform in one fluid motion, “It’s a date, then. See ya, Azul! Thank you!”

You practically jumped away from him, bouncing down the hallway without looking back at him. Azul adjusted his tie nervously, staring after you until you turned down a corner. What was he going to do with you? This couldn’t keep happening-

“Having fun, boss?” Floyd giggled, popping up from behind him.

“It seems like he is.” Jade hummed, showing up from his other side.

“It’s nothing like that.” Azul insisted, beginning his walk to class with the eels hot on his tail, “Don’t mention this to anyone. It’s not important.”

“I dunno…I think it’s octopi-ing your thoughts!” Floyd mimicked your voice, batting his eyelashes flirtatiously.

Jade chuckled as Azul’s face burst into another blush, his eyes narrowing as he focused on the nearby classroom door.

“Go to class you two!” he shrieked, shooing the brothers away.

Azul had never walked faster into a classroom in his life, the cackles of the brothers and your voice ringing in his skull. Great Sea Witch, he’d never get you out of his head, would he?

Yuu: Tell us, is there other spirit in this dorm?

Ouija board: Y-E-S

Grim: Great, your portion of the rent is 1000 madols. It's due the first of the month.

Ouija board: W-T-F