SAPPHIC DARK ACADEMIA?!?

SAPPHIC DARK ACADEMIA?!?

Dream screen-writing job, no lie

I want so much to have a movie or mini series adaptation of howl's moving castle that's more accurate to the book. The ghibli movie was really cute and beautifully animated and I'm grateful cause it introduced me to the Castle series but it missed out a lot of what made the book so charming.

There's so many adaptations of the same things this has to be possible somehow

Beatrice and Benedick are NOT enemies to lovers oh my goooosh

Howl has such overdramatic dumbass energy. I mean, he’s the type of guy who can say completely reasonable things but then slimes his house and says things like “HORROR! DESPAIR! ANGUISH!” as if it’s no big deal.

Honestly, I’m surprised Calcifer doesn’t drag him more for it, but then again, Howl probably says everything with such conviction that it’s hard to argue.

Is it just me or does it seem like the duelling arena would be a great study spot on warm days when no one is trying to pass Anthy around like a hot potato? Because just imagine getting to spend time in the fresh air and knowing that you won’t get disturbed

I’m so used to Utena’s mind-fucking that sometimes I forget how strange it is. I tried explaining it to a friend the other day, and I was struck by how insane it really sounds. 

Sapphic girls with swords destroying the prince role? Contemplation about eternity and reality? Dismantling the patriarchy? Everyone sleeps with everyone (including incest)? Those fucking crazy Nanami episodes (like her turning into a cow) with their absurd humour? Then the next episode veers off on the angst train again?

So strange but still so good!