Ive Been Waiting Since March To Post This...

I’ve been waiting since March to post this...

I'm 100% convinced that Ted could have likely kept up the Konk rouse if he'd responded to Hidgens exposing all the stuff on his phone with "What's a phone?"

Words cannot express how much my brain craves more content for Uncle Wiley.

Am I the only one who finds it interesting just how much Alton Towers decided to change the description for Burial Grounds from last year?

Here's last year's Burial Grounds description: "The Unchosen, a cult obsessive of modern-day fanatics obsessed with the lore of the Beornen invite you to their sacred sanctum of ancient burial grounds. Keep your pace amongst the desecrated realm of unearthed bodies, flaming shrines and monstrous deities. Stay too long and they will choose you too - are you ready? Burial Grounds is a free-flowing outdoor scare zone shadowed by the mighty Wicker Man where you'll encounter the rejectors of modern-day society fulfilling their terrifying primal instincts.”

And here's this year's: “Burial Grounds is a free-flowing outdoor scare zone shadowed by the mighty Wicker Man where you’ll encounter the rejectors of modern-day society fulfilling their haunting primal instincts.”

They just...cut out the entire beginning of the description and changed "terrifying" to "haunting." Which is particularly strange to me considering how much effort last year they put into specifying that the characters we interacted with in Burial Grounds were the Unchosen, NOT the Beornen. The description they put out this year, however, could easily imply that it's the Beornen that we're encountering.

Now for the real question: Will we still be encountering the Unchosen in Burial Grounds, or will it change and we walk through a Beornen ritual instead?

Y'ALL'S I JUST REALIZED THAT THERE'S A FRICKEN AXE MAN REFERENCE IN THE SONG NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE ASGRBEKDLQLEH-

"In Drowsy Town we watch for him // Cuz his eye gets filled with smut"

Um, it gets filled with WHAT NOW???