You Know, One Of My Favorite Random Details In Time Bastard Is That The Whole "Somehow You've Been Touched

You know, one of my favorite random details in Time Bastard is that the whole "Somehow you've been touched by Tinky" line from Executive Kilgore is accurate, as during Ted's nightmare wedding vision, Tinky picks him up by the jacket before delivering the "I'm coming for your ass, Teddy Bear!" line. He was literally touched by Tinky, as in the two came into genuine physical contact! Idk why that gives me so much joy lol

Ted dying is every timeline is Pete’s own bastard box

Welp, you know what time it is!

Time to rewatch/relisten to all Time Bastard again so I can hyper-analyze all of Tinky's dialogue!

I absolutely adore this idea lmao

Do you think the modern-day members of the Church of the Stary Children meet up? Like, imagine that you think someone's a devout Christian because they go to church every week, when in reality they go to a weekly gathering in the Witchwood to worship dark gods lol

I need people to give me their Lords in Black (+ Webby) headcanons so bad. MY BRAIN CRAVES MORE CONTENT-

No, because as a fellow person with synesthesia every time I read Tinky's name I think of the colors orange and yellow & I vaguely smell goats at a petting zoo and caesar salad dressing

synesthesia is so weird because tell me why I can vividly smell Caramel and burnt sugar whenever someone mentions T’noy Karaxis