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Could I ask for relationship hcs for Ling Yao, please? Thank you a lot in advance 💕💕

OMG I DID NOT EXPECT TO GET A FMA REQUEST THIS QUICKLY; OFC!!!!!! <3

Content: gender neutral reader, LOTS OF FLUFF

Warnings: Some profanity

Notes: LING YAO MY BELOVED <333 I had a lot of fun doing this!! If you want a part two or anything else, please feel free to let me know!

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Okay. Okay.

HE'S SO GOOFY?! LIKE-

He almost never takes things seriously. We love that about him tho

HE'S ALL OVER THE PLACE he cannot sit still. Until he's forced to, then he actually can for a while. It's a little scary.

His hands always somehow find their way on you

On your waist, on your shoulder, the top of your head, in your hand, anywhere so long as it's on you

He cannot keep off of you for very long, unless you're in the middle of a battle

But even then, he's keeping an eye on you

Not one for kissing much in public, but when it's you two? Oh my

He will kiss you until you're dizzy, then walk away like he didn't maul your lips with his for the past forty-five minutes.

Cannot sleep unless you're in his arms. You're like his body pillow lol

Very cuddly sleeper. He will cling to you like a koala. Arms tucked tight around your torso, legs locked around your waist, you are going nowhere.

He's got so many inside jokes with you, dear lord...

After the events of the anime, he'd definitely try to convince you to come with him to Xing

"(Y/n), please!" Ling begs on his knees.

"I...Ling..."

"Please...?" Ling's pleading gaze would meet yours, which is a rare occurence.

"...Alright, Ling. You got me. I'll come with y-"

"YES! YES! I LOVE YOU!"

Oh! The first time he admits he loves you is definitely because of Greed btw

Greed definitely fucks with both of you btw

You and Ling will be making out and Greed will switch IN THE MIDDLE OF IT sometimes

"Oh my~! Was I interrupting something...?" Greedling grins at you.

"Bring Ling back, Greed!" You'd complain.

Greed will flirt with you to fuck with Ling, and all Ling can do is pout in the little space they share in his head.

"I swear, kid, if you don't tell her you love her soon, I might just have to snatch her from you." Greed would taunt Ling.

Ling's wanted to say it for a while, and that pushed him to finally do it. "SHUT UP GREED! I LOVE YOU, (Y/N)!"

"You don't have to shout, Ling...I love you too though." <3

HE WAS DUMBFOUNDED THAT YOU SAID IT BACK. His jaw dropped and he gaped at you before embracing you and kissing happily.

Yeah, he's usually goofy, but if you're upset or want him to be serious about something, he will. He's still a prince afterall, he's been through the whole etiquitte training stuff.

Although, you're really the only person (besides the people he fights) that sees a truly serious side of him

If Greed takes over for him in battle, or really just in general, Ling will always ask to make sure Greed looks out for you. Gets pissy if Greed fucks with you, and will happily cuddle with you when he gets back <3

Since nobody else was gonna say it.

If you have time, could you do some scenarios of four of the TFP Decepticons (of your choice) taking care of their Fem Human S/o while she's on her period?

Absolutely, anon!! Thank you for requesting! <3

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Decepticons included: Megatron, Dreadwing, Predaking and Starscream

Content: Fem! reader, as stated above <3

Warnings: Some profanity

Notes: I always picture the Transformers in a smaller version of their bipedal mode to actually cuddle you with. ALSO this is my first time writing for Transformers for the first time in a while, so this might be shitty. I'm sorry if it is <3

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Megatron

I think we can all agree that none of these mechs will know what the hell you're talking about, girlie (when it comes to periods)

But he's gonna pretend like he knows

Later on when you're not around, he'll research

He's the silent supporter

He'll just grab you some meds, heating pad, hot water bottle, anything you typically need on your period

He wont even ask what you want, he just gives it all to you and just hopes that you'll use it lol

If you want cuddles, he'd most likely give a throaty chuckle (THIS MECH DOES THINGS TO ME I CAN'T-) and go "yes, dear." before giving you what you want

AAAAAAAAA PLEASE MEGATRON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST A C R U M B OF AFFECTION?!!

sorry. lost control of myself for a second.

He'd cuddle you from behind, obviously being big spoon (BECAUSE WHY WOULDN'T HE-)

BIG servos on your tummy, gently massaging,,, mmmmmm

i need to get a hold of myself I AM SO SORRY-

Dreadwing

Girl you're gonna have to explain to this himbo what human anatomy is, much less what a period is

He wont cuddle you (mans is not a huge cuddler in my opinion-) but he WILL give you moral support

"You're doing great babe" he says from across the room as you're dying

BUT ITS OKAY cause we love him. people still love him right?

He'll be sure to get you meds though. Just cause he's not a cuddler doesn't mean he doesn't love you

"My pain is your pain babe" he says, making you glare at him

Wont understand anything you tell him at first until he looks it up later

He's relatively chill about it, doesn't really see a reason to make a scene about it

Predaking

Another himbo

Except this himbo is a WORRIER

The stereotypical "But babe, if you bleed for seven days, don't you like...die?" kinda mindset, which is why he worries

He doesn't exactly understand that its normal and you're used to it by now, so he's constantly thinking "what if something goes wrong?!"

When you tell him about the wonderful savior that is heating pads, he decides "oh shit, I'm your heating pad now" and will cuddle you whenever your cramps act up

Megatron can wait

You can't

At least, to him <3

Unlike Megatron, Predaking will face you when you cuddle. Or, well, he's curled around you. Dragon form or bipedal form.

You'll be laying on him, pressed into him. He feels like a heater, so you wont be needing your heating pad anytime soon lol

he doesn't know how to massage, but he'll learn if you want him to rub your tummy, or anywhere else that aches

Will give you many kisses, and lull you into many naps <3

Starscream

Oh man

This himbo will act like he knows everything, when he obviously doesn't

"Starscream no, I'm on my period"

"So? Just pee it out"

AKHDHSJGDFSH HE WOULD SAY THAT-

You'd probably lose it laughing I know I would and he'd be all pissy cause you're laughing at him

When you actually explain what's going on, he's a little more sympathetic

Super distant though until it's over cause you laughed at him >:(

Piss baby

Until he misses you, then he gets clingy

It's very confusing and he's all over the place which is NOT helping your cramps

He's screeching about something and you just want him to shut up. Kiss him, girl. Make him cuddle with you cause cramps are HORRIBLE.

DON'T. HAVE. HIM. MASSAGE. SHIT. With those claws, NO. That's gonna do you more harm than good.

Starscream is physically clingy so if you reject his touch he's gonna be all pissy, so just give him kisses as an apology

Seto Kaiba pre-relationship headcanons

Content: SETOOOOOOO <3

Warnings: Some cussing I think, mentions of kidnapping

Notes: I have COVID (I feel okay dw) so I'm gonna be writing a lot lol. I literally wrote this just to talk about Kaiba. I've loved this man since I was like 10 <3

Edit 5/19/22: Part 2 here

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Okay. OKAY.

I've fantasized about SO MANY WAYS I'd capture this mans attention, so I GOTCHU

You were friends with Yugi, Tea, Joey n all them and you were pretty nice. Mokuba needed a babysitter and Seto doesn't trust like, anybody since Mokuba gets kidnapped all the damn time (rip Mokuba)

Mokuba mentioned to Seto about how you complained about your "shitty" job you currently had, and were looking for a new one. Seto hated the idea at first, but Mokuba reminded him that you and the others had helped Seto save him multiple times, so you could be trusted

Seto, in his...weird way...approaches you. Menacingly. At your fucking job.

Face devoid of emotion, he approaches you with a suitcase in hand, two security guards behind him, everyone begins to whisper as he locks eyes with you and stands in front of you. "(Y/n)." he says.

"Uh...hey, Kaiba, what can I do for you today?" You say, a bit surprised if anything.

"I need you to babysit Mokuba."

"Right now? Kaiba, I'm kinda at wor-"

"Quit your job. I'll hire you right now."

Your manager is dumbfounded in the background.

"Uh...alright, sure!"

Mokuba is too old to have a babysitter, but Seto doesn't think so. So, Mokuba is actually pretty fun to babysit.

Mokuba wants to play a bunch, but can also handle being on his own if he wants to. You both scroll through your phones and share Tik Toks, look through Instagram, troll Kaiba's comments on social media, play video games on the TV, watch shows together, it's a real fun time

Best job ever tbh

Seto's just glad someone was watching his brother. He came home late on night, and saw you cleaning up the kitchen.

"(Y/n)? What are you doing?"

"Hm? Oh, welcome home, Kaiba. Me and Mokuba made a cake earlier and made a mess. I'm cleaning it up now."

"Where's Mokuba?"

"In bed, asleep. Don't worry, I had him shower and everything before bed so he's not messing up the sheets."

Seto huffs. "But it's the maids job to clean."

"Yeah, but, I thought it'd be nice to make her job a little easier." You shrug.

"Why didn't you just call a baker?" Seto asked, setting his stuff down on the now clean counter.

"Because me and Mokuba thought it'd be fun to do it ourselves, and we were right." You beamed up at him.

He kept quiet until you were done cleaning. You then turned to him with a tired smile.

"Thank you for this job, Kaiba."

"...You're welcome." He'd nod to you. "Even if you are part of the geek squad."

You laugh. "Yeah, yeah..." you yawn. "It's getting late. I'm gonna head home. I'll be back after school tomorrow, 'kay?"

It was around midnight. Seto didn't like the idea of you walking home alone. "I'll give you a ride."

"No, no, you look exhausted Kaiba. I'll be okay. Yugi's place is closer, I'll probably just crash there-"

"No. I'll give you a ride." he stands.

"Kaiba, seriously, it's okay." You give him a soft smile. "You look really tired, please, just go sleep. I'll be fine."

"Then spend the night here." He says.

You're taken aback. "W...what?"

"You heard me. We have plenty of guest rooms."

"Kaiba, I...I don't have anything to change in to. I don't have my school uniform-"

"Better wake up early, then." Seto ushers you out of the kitchen and shows you the guest room.

You slept great that night, but unfortunately were almost late for school. You had a bit of dried flour leftover on your cheek, and your friends noticed.

"Hey, (Y/n), why do you have flour on your cheek?" Yugi points out.

"Oh, I guess I forgot to wash it off after Kaiba's yesterday..."

"But wouldn't you have in the shower?" Tea asked.

"Oh, I didn't get to. I was almost late this morning cause I had to stop by my place and get my uniform."

"W-wait you mean you-?!" Joey exclaims before bursting out in laughter.

"Yes, Joey, I spent the night at Kaiba's..."

Tristan laughed with him, Tea and Yugi stood there dumbfounded.

Gonna make a part 2 cause this is getting pretty long <3

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS

Edit: Did you know guys - I actually wrote this horrible thing: here’s the first chapter.

I know that my jokes are painfully unfunny, but there’s no stopping me when I get a stupid idea like this. I tried to make it look more cartoony to save me some time - didn’t work, still spent 3 days drawing it.

For anyone with sense of humor as broken as mine, here is my pitch of an FMA School AU - 80s teen movie style (because that’s all I watched as a kid):

Students: Ed Elric - the angsty, edgy kid who draws horns and pentagrams on school desks, never wears proper uniform and gets into fights with Principal Mustang, about to discover a great conspiracy Al Elric - diligent student who skipped one year, generally tries to follow rules but constantly gets involved in his brother’s trouble Winry - secretly reads automail catalogues in class, teachers pressure her to go to a university, but she’d like to work in a workshop instead Lin Yao & Lan Fan - exchange students from a far away land, they seem nice, but mysterious and keep to themselves - they seem to have a secret agenda… Also, they keep stealing other people’s food Paninya - Winry’s best friend and a trouble child, who’s had run ins with the law in the past Envy - the emo kid who hates everyone and is prone to mean pranks, Ed’s sworn enemy Younger kids in the lower grades: Mei Chang (also exchange student), Selim Bradley (mayor’s son), Nina Tucker (I had to guys, don’t hate me) Staff: Roy Mustang - the principal, who wants to reign in the rebelious students by all means possible, dreams of becoming the mayor Riza Hawkeye - principal’s secretary and assistant, the only person taking care of all the paperwork and school records Olivier Armstrong - the ruthless PE teacher, who tortures her students with insane routines, her motto is ‘survival of the fittest‘ Alex Armstrong - the art teacher, who loves all his students and seems oblivious to the fact that they all hate him Solf J. Kimblee - crazy science teacher, who blows things up and endangers students on regular basis, yet always gets away with it - no one knows how Tim Marcoh - kind-hearted biology teacher, who had a horrible accident that damaged his face, and since kids are the nicest of humans, they tell each other horror stories about the teacher’s supposed criminal past Vato Falman - history teacher, literally no one knows what his teaching is like, because everyone is either asleep or not listening - he tries really hard though Sheshka - school librarian, she can never get the students to return books on time, always lost in her reading

Others: King Bradley - the towns mayor, who advocates for the school to become more elitist and get rid of all the problem children, has some dark secrets Shou Tucker - former biology teacher at the school, fired for unethical behavior - secretly plots revenge Scar - wanted criminal on the run, comes to town to settle things with the people who framed him, gets help from students who uncover a conspiracy and some characters’ dark past Maes Hughes - local sherif and Mustang’s old friend, he suspects that the Mayor is plotting something and manipulating the police force for his own purposes

I can think of more - like Greed running a local motorcycle gang, for example. Or how about the urban legend about Barry The Chopper? Hey, my imagination knows no shame :D

Bonus doodle: Ms Armstrong teaching class. As you can see, I have some unresolved trauma ;<

If I remember correctly, you had a post describing what each of the turtle's kids looked like (in terms of how human they'd be and what turtle-y traits they'd get). Can you describe that again? I can't find the post unfortunately.

that's okay, i don't mind going through it again :)

reminder, these are my options. mutant turtles (unfortunately) do not exist therefore do not get offended if you do not agree with any of these :)

i feel like the kid would naturally be 75% human and 25% turtle. reason being is the turtles are 50/50 turtle/human and you're obviously human so.... they have more human traits than the turtles do

of course, each child depending on the brother will be a little different

mikey's kid would have freckles on their face and their body. not the usual brown though, these ones are just like mikey

don's child will have the faintest honeycomb patterns on their shoulders and their back and biceps. it looks cute

raph's baby will have slightly raised skin on their arms and legs. it's not so obvious but it can be apparent if you touch it

and leo's little one will have faint stripes on their back and legs.

they'll have a faint green skin tone, it kinda looks like they're a lil bit sickly but obvs not

5 fingers instead of three

eyelashes, eyebrows and hair

five toes rather than 3

no shell/plastron, a pretty hard layer of skin on their back though

they're obviously not full human

a more defined nose and lips.

they have a bit more of your colour on their face rather than their fathers

the most beautiful eye colours ever.

and how adorable would it be if they kinda resembled their father emotionally

like mikey's child was a ball of sunshine, their giggles sure to put you out of a bad mood. a literal ray of sunshine, they're so adorable and so sweet. and the total prankster of the group. literally, they're sneaky and innocent looking so nobody suspects them. mikey taught them well

raph's child is fiercely protective of their family, always wanting to use the "grown up" weapons instead of the baby ones. they get into a lil bit (or a lot bit) of trouble because they want to train like the adults.

leo's kiddo is a natural charm, an observer and a listener. always knowing the solution to the problem wherever all the kids get into trouble.

and donnie's kid always so curious about everything. albeit they get into trouble sometimes because they shouldn't be experimenting with electricity but they just want to be like their dad. science is life.

or imagine if the kids all had total different personalities. leo's kid is like mikey, raph's kid is like donnie, don's kid is like leo and mikey's kid is like raph lmfao. it would be so fun to see how they react.