Jason: Percy, Are You Vegetarian?

Jason: Percy, are you vegetarian?

Frank: Why are you asking that?

Percy: No, I’m Aquarius

Piper: I thought you were a Gemini

Annabeth: Guys! Percy is a Leo

Leo: But I’m Leo!

Frank: Huh?

Hazel: I thought Percy was American

Will: *trying to calm himself* okay...

Nico: What the fuck

Hazel: What does it mean when someone is "loud in bed"?

Frank: ...

Piper: ...

Leo: It me-

Nico: It means they snore loudly

Genie: I’m here to grant your one wish

Piper: Isn’t there supposed to be three?

Genie: ONE WISH!

Piper: Scam

Genie: What did you say you little-

Jason: Hey genie, I wish for more wi-

Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes

Jason: ...

Piper: Wish for more genies

Percy: *screaming*

Annabeth: What's wrong?!

Percy: A fly flew into my ear! Its eating my brain!!

Nico: It's gonna starve

Percy: Leo, I dare you t-

Calypso: Leo isn't allowed to take dares

Percy: Why not?

Calypso: Leo?

Leo:*sigh* I have no regards for my personal safety

Leo: I heard you like bad boys

Girl: Yeah..?

Leo: Well, I’m bad at everything *Winks with both eyes*