Octavian: I Did A Bad Thing

Octavian: I did a bad thing

Reyna: Does it affect me?

Octavian: No, bu-

Jason: Does it affect any camp?

Octavian: No, but sti-

Percy: Does it end the world?

Octavian: It’s doesn’t, bu-

Reyna: Then suffer in silence

Genie: I’m here to grant your one wish

Piper: Isn’t there supposed to be three?

Genie: ONE WISH!

Piper: Scam

Genie: What did you say you little-

Jason: Hey genie, I wish for more wi-

Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes

Jason: ...

Piper: Wish for more genies

Hazel: What does it mean when someone is "loud in bed"?

Frank: ...

Piper: ...

Leo: It me-

Nico: It means they snore loudly

Percy: What's the paste tense of William Shakespeare?

Hazel: There's no-

Leo: William SHOOKspeare

Frank: But that's not ho-

Piper: WOULDiam SHOOKspeare

Jason: *Sigh* Babe it doesn't work li-

Percy: WOULDiWAS SHOOKspeare

Annabeth: Please sto-

Percy, Leo and Piper: *Looks at each other and gasps* WOULDIWAS SHOOKSPEARED!

Watching a sad movie:

Piper: Jason are you crying?

Jason: No! Something just got stuck in my eyes!

Annabeth: Percy are you crying?

Percy: No! My eyes are just sweating a little!

Annabeth: Where’s Frank?

Hazel: He ran out sobbing a few minutes ago cause he didn’t want me to see him cry

Calypso: Leo are you crying?

Leo: No! I just- he just- H-HE TO WAKE HIM UP *sobs into Calypso’s embrace* BUT IT DIDN’T WORK!!

Nico: FOR HADES SAKE! IT’S JUST THE LION KING!

Therapist: Love yourself

Nico: I’m not my type