MUPPET SMUT MDNI

MUPPET SMUT MDNI

Kermit’s gripping the bedsheets as the cold aluminum tries to push out of his fluttering muppet hole.

“J-Joker…” he moans, missing his lovers warm girth. Sadly, the Joker is at work and can’t help Kermit. He has to do this alone.

Eventually, it all slides in, leaving the pitiful muppet trembling. It’s nowhere near as long as Joker cock, but it’s so... girthy.

Suddenly, he hears something.

“What’s all this then~?”

(For @the-muppet-joker)

HE HAS ARRIVED

Found the cat and realized I had a window left open from when I accidentally burnt my lunch and needed to let out the smoke (I have been using her kitchen to cook). Now there are bugs inside the house. Sigh!

If you're reading this congrats it's your week

LMFAO

MY KERMIT!!!!!!

HE HAS ARRIVED