The Croaker - Tumblr Posts
Time: July 2025.
Place: Dashcon 2
Two forces of personality are colliding.
Noodle strikes noodle, thwack!
Sweat pours down Strange, beads trickle past her iconic hexagonal glasses.
Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
Three direct hits to her legs, she feels herself buckling.
On the verge of collapse.
Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
She can’t handle much more, Joker is unrelenting.
With her last bit of strength Strange stares deep into Joker’s eyes.
FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!
Time: July 2024.
Place: Deep within Strange’s mind.
“Prepare for my Muppet Face and Joker Smile, Strange. You will taste my blade. And my hooves I mean feet for when I kick you into orbit. I accept your Ballpit Duel…”
Ceaseless diabolical chuckling…
MUPPET SMUT MDNI
Kermit’s gripping the bedsheets as the cold aluminum tries to push out of his fluttering muppet hole.
“J-Joker…” he moans, missing his lovers warm girth. Sadly, the Joker is at work and can’t help Kermit. He has to do this alone.
Eventually, it all slides in, leaving the pitiful muppet trembling. It’s nowhere near as long as Joker cock, but it’s so... girthy.
Suddenly, he hears something.
“What’s all this then~?”
(For @the-muppet-joker)
I understand your plight. I myself have been almost killed by horses and to see the muppet joker suddenly do a 180 was shocking! at first I was horrified, only comforted by the hole of my kermit.
But then I remembered the bible.
At many times throughout the bible, God's followers are given tests. To kill their own offspring and other tough tasks. Still, those who earn his trust are rewarded. I believe this is a test of faith. Not saying that he doesn't now like horses, but that our faith is being tested, so that the weak will leave.
But, I do not view you as weak. I do not believe god or the muppet joker would either. You are healing from the horrific death of your grandmother via equine consumption and are very resilient. The 'weak' are those with no horse-related trauma who leave due to their own confusion of the muppet jokers development. What you do next is up to you. I will support you throughout this journey not matter what.
my slight absence
I admit I have not been posting as often on this blog. This is not because of any lack of interest in supple muppet hole or lack of interest.
in truth, fellow muppets, I am having a crisis of faith.
as many of you know, I have a very intense personal history with h*rses. My own grandmother was consumed by one, her flesh torn like putty by its square and unassuming teeth. The community that has sprung up around the Croaker has been instrumental in healing from this trauma. I thank fan number 2303 most specifically. I have nothing but good to say about this lovely community and I do not wish to leave it.
My crisis lies with the very man who brought us together.
The croaker is becoming traitorous to my nature. He has embraced the very creatures who took so much from me. I do not know if I can go on worshiping a person who does not think of how many of his followers have been harmed by these creatures. I now find myself in the awkward position of having the man I have devoted myself to violating my very own DNI.
I would love some advice from my lovely community. Please advise. No matter what I will never forget the beautiful community I have been lucky to be a part of.
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Might I suggest skipping around as a friend (Milton perhaps) bangs two coconuts together?
Does anyone know of any adult Hobby Horsing leagues in Kentucky? I wish to gallop around until I stop feeling this Bad Emotion inside of me
Help?? A dude in my college lab is talking about Kermit the Frog speaking to him from his basement?? I don’t live in Kentucky, so I don’t think this is the genuine Crocker, but maybe he is part of the Brotherhood?? WASN’T THE PROXY BURNED??
@strange-aeons and @the-muppet-joker duking it out.
this came to me in a vision