So My Earlier Post About Cool Rocks And Shells Got Me Thinking

So my earlier post about cool rocks and shells got me thinking…

SAND DOLLARS ARE SO COOL.

like fr they’re so pretty and I want one so bad. They kinda look like I can just take a bite out of one.

But also what in the actual fuck are they?? Like are they just piles of sand that formed cool? Are they some sort of rock? Are they plants????? Does anybody know?

Moral of the story: I want to bite a sand dollar.

I was walking down the hall and a middle schooler

Lunged at me and

BIT ME

TWICE

I don’t know this kid??

Why?????

I think I have rabies my arm is purple.

Wish me luck and a speedy recovery

HE FUCKING DIED ALREADY

ITS BEEN LIKE THREE HOURS

I got a pet. His name is freg. Admire him.

Just thinking of my old long term chemistry sub Mr. Dietch who told us wonderful stories about him getting “creamed by a Camry” and the like.

He had some memorable phrases like:

“The department of redundancy department”

“Oh you feel pressured? The only thing in my notes about that is to decrease pressure decrease volume or temperature.” Which is his joke on ideal gas laws.

Etc.

Mr. Dietch. If for whatever reason, you are on this hellsite and stumble upon this post, we love you.

-your sophomore chemistry class.

My Belgian friend has been real fucking quiet since I dropped this one

CHAT IVE MADE A DISCOVERY.

So I was reading this Neal deGrasse Tyson book (cuz I’m a fucking nerd) and it says that if we find intelligent life on jupiters moon Europa (the most likely candidate for life in our solar system) they would be called EUROPEANS

I KNEW IT

I KNEW THEY WEREN’T HUMAN

My loving father does not use his blinker.