Thinking Of That Time Some Guy On Twitter Took The Y From Toys R Us

Thinking of that time some guy on twitter took the Y from toys r us

This is too fucking good.

Oh my god guys I’ve made a discovery.

Y’all probably knew this already but I just found out that octopi make little rock gardens and stuff outside their little cave homes.

OCTOPI DO YARD WORK?????

But like with cool zen statues and shi

Wait is that what “octopus’s garden” by the Beatles is about??

I want pumpkin pie so fucking bad rn.

But it’s may

Where in the skibidi can I get a pumping pie in may.

Pie

Now

Please??

So my earlier post about cool rocks and shells got me thinking…

SAND DOLLARS ARE SO COOL.

like fr they’re so pretty and I want one so bad. They kinda look like I can just take a bite out of one.

But also what in the actual fuck are they?? Like are they just piles of sand that formed cool? Are they some sort of rock? Are they plants????? Does anybody know?

Moral of the story: I want to bite a sand dollar.

Unfortunately, this post did not age well and now it’s just suffering. There is no success whatsoever. Send help.

The original version of this post was “call me DJ Khaled the way I’m suffering from success” but I’ve now realized that my immense suffering has nothing to do with my relative success. They are just coincidentally simultaneous

I was walking down the hall and a middle schooler

Lunged at me and

BIT ME

TWICE

I don’t know this kid??

Why?????

I think I have rabies my arm is purple.

Wish me luck and a speedy recovery