Part Four. Inspired By This Post.

part four. inspired by this post.

part one. part two. part three.

Spider: WHY WON’T YOU ADOPT ME

Jake: I’M NOT GONNA SAY IT

Spider: WHY. WON’T. YOU. ADOPT. ME.

Neytiri: BECAUSE YOU’RE BLACK (human)

Y’all ever think Alfred just has one of these lying around?

Do you ever think about genderbent! Dick Graysons name? Like genderbending the name Richard isn’t that hard but like Dick??? It feels like half of his identity is dick jokes, no? Well look no further I propose a name better than the rest, Virginia, why? Let’s pretend she’s a toddler right trying to pronounce her name and in true toddler fashion she absolutely butchers it, what do you think she said instead. Vagina. 😐 probably not how it’s usually pronounced more like Vah-gee-nah but you get the point. From there on out that’s what she’s (jokingly) referred to as.

Also Virginia… virginity… there’s so much you can do with it lmao.

Also if that’s too crude you can also just refer to her as Gina (gee-nah) and only have people refer to her as that jokingly…

But you know now that I think about it maybe it wouldn’t be too socially acceptable to be referred to as that as the nickname Dick was… so maybe it’s more an intimate inside joke shared with close friends and family when talking about past memories of her dead family, a way to connect her past and newfound family.

clark’s best articles are the ones covering brucie wayne’s most recent stunts

(The face he make when I get a traffic ticket and I beg him to miss it once.)