Spider: WHY WONT YOU ADOPT ME

Spider: WHY WON’T YOU ADOPT ME

Jake: I’M NOT GONNA SAY IT

Spider: WHY. WON’T. YOU. ADOPT. ME.

Neytiri: BECAUSE YOU’RE BLACK (human)

Random Art Class Drabble with Slight Yandere! Damian Wayne

according to the internet a drabble is 100 words but i’m too lazy to check so fuck it

(I’m a self taught artist so I’m mostly using Blue Period as a reference for how art classes work-)

“You like to draw cats a lot, don’t you [Y/N]?” One of your peers asked as they viewed your work for this week.

You weren’t one who’d like to talk much when painting. In fact, that’s why Damian opted to sit beside you as it gave him a sense of peace.

Totally not because he was jealous of your art skills and wanted to learn up close, no no no! Absolutely not.

“Huh? Yeah.” You replied. Concise and straight to the point as ever.

“What’s your cat’s name?” Seriously why does this rando keep talking to you? You obviously didn’t want to talk with them. Besides, everyone knows your cat is named Dio. Haven’t they seen your copious amount of posts dedicated to the majestic feline creature? Sure it was your private account that he hacked into but it was still—

“Dio.”

“As in god?” The person smirked. So mockingly that he wanted to rip it off and use the bloody mess the endeavor would cause to paint a brand new piece. A piece worthy of being gazed at by [Y/N].

Wait, he means—

“Yes.” You said with a lot more emotion and conviction than you usually have with your responses. It was so unusual that even your ignorant conversation partner spotted it.

“You must like him very much, don’t you?”

“Like a worshipper reveres their deity.”

Damian fell to his knees.

In the middle of class.

In front of at least half a dozen students.

Fuck.

Yeah no. There was no denying it

He fucking loves you.

So... um, well, presenting a Tokyo Mew Mew + Miraculous Ladybug crossover that no one asked for

Y’all ever think Alfred just has one of these lying around?

(The face he make when I get a traffic ticket and I beg him to miss it once.)

part four. inspired by this post.

part one. part two. part three.