You Know, I Tried So Hard To Write Something Longer Based On This Because It Seemed To Be Everyone's

you know, I tried so hard to write something longer based on this because it seemed to be everyone's fav when I posted it, but I never had the time 😔 maybe I'll try again when I'm on vacation

Hyde, passing the phone to Kelso: Jackie is on the phone.

Kelso: Man, I forgot all about Jackie... hey Hyde, if you had to decide between going on a date with a girl that you really care about and going to the Playboy Mansion, which would it be?

Hyde: The fact that you're even asking tells me that you really care about her.

Kelso: Well, I guess I do.

Hyde: But, tell me, does Jackie have a terminal disease?

Kelso: No, Hyde, of course not.

Hyde: Well, then... she'll still be here tomorrow.

Kelso, before darting out of the basement: Alright!

[...]

Hyde, on the phone with Jackie: So... I couldn't find Kelso, but I can take you...

Jackie: I'll see you later then, Steven. Thank you! [hungs up]

Hyde, smirking: I'd choose going on a date with the girl I care about, dumbass.

*phone call*

Kelso: Well, damn Jackie!

Jackie: You know what, Michael? We're gonna have to finish this conversation later, your competition is knocking on my door.

Kelso: Fine... wait, who?

*Jackie hangs up the phone*

Jackie, opens the door: You're late.

Hyde: Missed me, doll?

Jackie, after her parents cut her off: I'm a little low on cash.

Hyde: How much you got?

Jackie: Nothing.

Hyde: How can you walk around with no money?

Jackie: I'm cute, I get by.

in my country there's a saying that goes "paguei com a língua" which is something people say when they judge something or someone too soon, and that's me rn with t9s..

i haven't finished yet but i'm enjoying it, and i'm half way in love with jay kelso (did not expect that) and nikki (kinda expected that)

iconic behavior

Jackie Burkhart canonically owns and wears a shirt with a picture of herself

Ooooo who is “Open Relationships” going to be about?

"Open Relationships" is actually called "Open Relationships (or Hyde's masterplan to finally get the girl)", sooo you can imagine 😆

It's set on season 4, after Jackie and Kelso get back together, and it follows the consequences of Kelso opening their relationship. It's kinda inspired by those open relationships reddit stories/videos on tiktok. It's one of my favorites.

thanks for asking ❤️