Hyde X Jackie - Tumblr Posts
Jackie: You and the guys were drinking last night?
Hyde: Yeah.
Jackie: Eric told me what you said...
Hyde: What was that?
Jackie: That you're in love with me.
Hyde, too stunned to speak:
Jackie, sighing: Coward.
*s8*
Jackie: What are you talking about? I don't understand.
Kelso: I wanna marry you.
Jackie: Why?
Kelso: Because I love you and I want you to spend the rest of my life with me.
Jackie:
Fez: Jackie! Jackie, say something.
Jackie: Thanks, Kelso.
Fez: 'Thanks, Kelso'? He's asking you to marry him, woman!
Jackie: Calm down, Fez!
*someone knocks on Jackie's door*
Jackie: I'm busy... studying... naked.
Hyde: Is that supposed to keep me away?
Jackie: Steven?
*gets up and goes to open the door*
Jackie: You're in my house!
Hyde: And you're dressed, now wonder who's more disappointed. Uh, can I come in?
Jackie: No.
Hyde, coming inside anyway: Thanks.
Jackie: So... what are you doing after this?
Hyde: You hopefully.
Jackie: Is that seat taken?
Steven: Uh... that's my lap.
Jackie: I know what I said.
Hyde:
Hyde: It's empty.
Hyde: Man, I need to feel something...
Hyde: Hey, Jackie... can you tell me something that'll piss me off?
Jackie: Abba is better than Led Zeppelin!
Hyde: Yep, that'll do it!
Hyde: What's up?
Jackie: My panties are so wet right now...
Hyde: They are?
Jackie: Uhu.
Hyde, smirking: Hmm, I like where this is going...
Jackie: No, you don't. You forgot to put the laundry in the fucking dryer, dumbass! *throws panty at Hyde*
Hyde: Jackie, I swear to God you're gonna like this movie.
Jackie: No.
Hyde: I'm not watching Grease again!
Jackie, stares at him:
Hyde, a few minutes later, inside the store: Can somebody help me find Grease?
Donna: You know, Jackie, ever since you and Hyde broke up you've been at each other's throats. But, you two finally seem to be getting along.
Jackie, shrugging: Yeah, I guess. Well, you know what it's like. Shit happens, things don't work out, you get over it.
Donna: Wow, you're really chill about this. How'd you get over him?
Jackie: I didn't... I got under him.
*at the mall*
Hyde, holding all the shopping bags:
Jackie, holding out a hand to help him:
Hyde, aggressively moving the bags to one hand so he can hold her hand:
Jackie, after her parents cut her off: I'm a little low on cash.
Hyde: How much you got?
Jackie: Nothing.
Hyde: How can you walk around with no money?
Jackie: I'm cute, I get by.
*phone call*
Kelso: Well, damn Jackie!
Jackie: You know what, Michael? We're gonna have to finish this conversation later, your competition is knocking on my door.
Kelso: Fine... wait, who?
*Jackie hangs up the phone*
Jackie, opens the door: You're late.
Hyde: Missed me, doll?
Hyde: Am I in trouble?
Jackie: Take a guess.
Hyde: No?
Jackie: Take another guess.
Hyde: Oh, fuck! I cut my finger.
Jackie: Here, let me kiss it better.
Hyde, nervous: Oh, uh... ok.
[...]
Hyde: Donna, I need you to punch me in the mouth.
Donna: Should I ask?
Hyde: No.
Donna: Ok, let's go.
Jackie: I don't like it when we're fighting.
Hyde: So?
Jackie, sarcastically: So?
Jackie, angry: So you better apologize to me and admit you were wrong so I can forgive you!
Hyde, high as a kite: Hey Jackie, are you up?
Jackie, yawning: What is it, Steven? It's almost 4 AM.
Hyde: Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
Jackie: What?
Hyde: I was thinking, I've never seen a baby pigeon. What if all the pigeons we can see are babies and somewhere around here there's a big, massive pigeon?
Jackie: Steven... it's 4 AM! Go to sleep.
Jackie: Steven, I'm gonna be straight with you.
Hyde, confused: Ok.
Jackie: I wanna hook up with you. Can you please hit on me so we can get started?
Hyde, smirking: Come here often?
Hyde: You'll never guess who I bumped into on my way over...
Jackie: Who?
Hyde: Chip.
Jackie, gasping in shock: How did that happen? Where?
Hyde: On the road.
Jackie: Ste-
Hyde: Bumped into him with my car.
Jackie: Steven!
Hyde: Relax! Everything's fine.
Jackie:
Eric: Fuck Jackie.
Hyde: I'm trying, ok? I'm really trying.