Jackie And Steven - Tumblr Posts
Hyde: Anything for you, Doll.
Jackie: Really?
Hyde: Yeah...
Jackie: Okay then, can you go to therapy?
Hyde: But—
Jackie, pouting: For me...
Hyde:
Hyde: Fine.
Hyde, passing the phone to Kelso: Jackie is on the phone.
Kelso: Man, I forgot all about Jackie... hey Hyde, if you had to decide between going on a date with a girl that you really care about and going to the Playboy Mansion, which would it be?
Hyde: The fact that you're even asking tells me that you really care about her.
Kelso: Well, I guess I do.
Hyde: But, tell me, does Jackie have a terminal disease?
Kelso: No, Hyde, of course not.
Hyde: Well, then... she'll still be here tomorrow.
Kelso, before darting out of the basement: Alright!
[...]
Hyde, on the phone with Jackie: So... I couldn't find Kelso, but I can take you...
Jackie: I'll see you later then, Steven. Thank you! [hungs up]
Hyde, smirking: I'd choose going on a date with the girl I care about, dumbass.
Jackie: Steven and I were walking down the street when this guy drove by and honked at me.
Eric, sighing: And what did Hyde do?
Jackie: He chased the guy to the next red light and then he reached in and-
Hyde, walking into the room: Who wants a steering wheel?!
*during that summer*
Jackie: You're not taking me to bed.
Hyde: Who said it had to be a bed?
Jackie: Steven, can you do something for me?
Steven: I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene, and take the blame for the crime.
Jackie: Great. Can you do the dishes for me?
Steven: No.
Hyde: Oh, man. I can't find a snack...
*Jackie walks into the kitchen*
Hyde: Found one.
*at a bar*
Jackie: This guy just offered to buy me a drink...
Hyde: Huh.
Eric, whispering to Donna: Oh my God, he's gonna punch the guy!
Hyde: Bring me a beer, Doll.
Jackie: You got it.
Eric, to Donna: Well, I wasn't expecting that.
Donna: Jackie, bring me one too!
The basement gang playing family feud:
"Name something your lover might have the key to?"
Eric: My car.
Donna: My house.
Fez: My safe where I keep my candy.
Kelso: My firecracker collection.
Jackie: My heart.
Hyde: Handcuffs.
*w: really drunk/bad karaoke singing*
Hyde: At the same time, I wanna hug you, I wanna wrap my hands around your neck...
Jackie: You're an asshole, but I love you, and you make me so mad, I ask myself...
Hyde: Why I'm still here, or where could I go, you're the only love I've ever known...
Jackie: But I hate you, I really hate you, so much I think it must be true love...
Hyde: True love, it must be.
Kelso: Admit it, you like my girlfriend!
Hyde: Oh, come on! I mean, am I attracted to her?
Hyde: Sure.
Hyde: Do my days feel better when I'm around her?
Hyde: Yeah.
Hyde: Does she get me in ways no woman ever has?
Hyde: Undoubtedly.
Hyde: Do I fantasize about her?
Hyde: Yes, but only in a few positions.
Hyde: Look, am I the kind of guy who would try to steal someone else's girlfriend?
Hyde: Sure, of course.
Hyde: But do I like her?
Hyde: The answer's no. You have nothing to worry about.
*season 4*
Hyde: Hey...
Jackie, annoyed: What?
Hyde: I'm sorry I burned you... I was just trying to flirt.
Eric, after walking in on Jackie and Hyde making out: I WAS GONE FOR TWO DAYS AND THIS HAPPENED?!
Jackie: Technically, this happened while you were still here, so...
Hyde: And, I mean, you kinda caught us before, you were just too dumb to notice...
Eric:
Eric: EW! Man, you told you were looking for your lighter...
Hyde, smirks: Oh, yeah, I dropped it right under her skirt.
Hyde, to Jackie: Stop being so mean to me...
Hyde: Or I swear to God, I'm gonna fall in love with you.
Jackie: Steven, you have to apologize to Michael.
Hyde, huffs: Fine.
Hyde, to Kelso: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Hyde, sees Jackie: DIBS!
Jackie: You're literally my boyfriend, you don't have to call dibs on me.
Hyde: Oh, yeah, I know. I just wanted to mess with Kelso.
Kelso, huffing: It's not fair!
What really happened during that summer:
Hyde: I'm bored, let's play put a finger down...
Jackie: Alright.
Hyde: But, if you put all fingers down, you have to make out with me.
Jackie: Fair enough.
Hyde: Put all fingers down if you breathe.
Jackie, takes a deep breath: Well, I guess we'll have to make out now...
Hyde: I guess you're right... I mean, those are the rules.
Jackie: Just kiss me.
Hyde: Fuck you!
Jackie: Oh, I'm sure you want to!
Hyde: I'm outta here.
Jackie: Face the truth, Steven! You can't ignore me forever!
Hyde: I can try.
Jackie, heavily pregnant: What are you smiling at?
Hyde, proudly pointing at her belly: I did that!
Jackie: You and the guys were drinking last night?
Hyde: Yeah.
Jackie: Eric told me what you said...
Hyde: What was that?
Jackie: That you're in love with me.
Hyde, too stunned to speak:
Jackie, sighing: Coward.
*s8*
Jackie: What are you talking about? I don't understand.
Kelso: I wanna marry you.
Jackie: Why?
Kelso: Because I love you and I want you to spend the rest of my life with me.
Jackie:
Fez: Jackie! Jackie, say something.
Jackie: Thanks, Kelso.
Fez: 'Thanks, Kelso'? He's asking you to marry him, woman!
Jackie: Calm down, Fez!