Tezcatlipoca Being Sunnier Than Huitzilopochtli Despite The Fact That He Was Literally Only Half A Sun

Tezcatlipoca being sunnier than Huitzilopochtli despite the fact that he was literally only half a sun is hilarious and too real

To keep up the ice cream gods thing i think Mictlantecuhtli would like lemon ice cream and Mictecacihuatl would like coffee icecream :]

>Mythos-soup

Yessss that's perfect, thanks kata :)

I think that Huitzilopochtli would like chocolate ice cream, because he's such a complex guy it would be hilarious if he had such a simple flavor (also the chocolate thing again because the four Tezcatlipocas would all have chocolate components in their ice cream and you can't convince me otherwise)

I can imagine Tezca and Huitzilopochtli's conversation about it going like

"Okay but you like chocolate ice cream?"

"Yes."

"Like, plain chocolate? Idk man I always thought you would like some kind of insane flavor like peanut butter cookie and chili crisp or some shit."

"..." *mildly disapproving stare*

"Sorry."

Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 16

Ares: Oh, geez, the doors are locked.

Ares: *Throws chair through the window*

Ares: Perfect.

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Hermes: *Closes the cabinet door*

*An audible crash is heard behind the door*

Athena: ...What's that?

Hermes: The sound of someone else's problem.

Not like she deserves ice cream anyway

She and Huitzilopochtli might have a more dysfunctional relationship than Tezcatlipoca and Quetzalcoatl

Coyolxauhqui's favorite ice cream? I know she tried to kill her brother and got decapitated and all that but she probably still likes ice cream...

Hmmmm she strikes me as a chocolate chip enjoyer

And as a bonus:

For popsicles she likes grape, popsicles prob easier to eat even when you are a decapitated head in the void idk tho

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Xipe Totec: WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AXE UNDER YOUR BED???

Tezcatlipoca: Because it's safer than having a shotgun.

Xipe Totec: WHAT????????????