Oh Honey That's Not Even The Most Disturbing Thing He Has Under His Bed - Tumblr Posts
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Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 9
Xipe Totec: WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AXE UNDER YOUR BED???
Tezcatlipoca: Because it's safer than having a shotgun.
Xipe Totec: WHAT????????????
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tezcatlipoca
xipe totec
oh honey that's not even the most disturbing thing he has under his bed
*not even the most disturbing non-living thing
yes I needed to add that
do not ask why
the god of night does not share secrets
I've been shitposting about Aztec mythology more often
and it makes me so HAPPY
I fucking LOVE this mythology