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mythological-mayhem
1 year ago

Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 9

Xipe Totec: WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AXE UNDER YOUR BED???

Tezcatlipoca: Because it's safer than having a shotgun.

Xipe Totec: WHAT????????????


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s: tumblr aztec mythology aztec gods mythology incorrect quotes tezcatlipoca xipe totec oh honey that's not even the most disturbing thing he has under his bed *not even the most disturbing non-living thing yes I needed to add that do not ask why the god of night does not share secrets I've been shitposting about Aztec mythology more often and it makes me so HAPPY I fucking LOVE this mythology
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