Like/reblog If Aztec Mythology Is Underrated As Fuck.

Like/reblog if Aztec mythology is underrated as fuck.

(also rb if you post about any kind of Aztec mythology. I need more of this content.)

Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 9

Xipe Totec: WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AXE UNDER YOUR BED???

Tezcatlipoca: Because it's safer than having a shotgun.

Xipe Totec: WHAT????????????

Tag games are so surreal to me because it's basically like a giant piece of art so many people helped create and it can branch off and develop into something complicated but still whole

Tag games are a form of art, fight me on it.

The four Tezcatlipocas have an insane family dynamic just think about it:

-Huitzilopochtli is the serious kingly leader that tries just a smidge too hard to be funny

-Quetzalcoatl is the nice one that can probably turn on a dime if you piss him off bad enough

-Tezcatlipoca is the one who commits destruction of property for shits and giggles and he gets away with it all the time, because why wouldn't he he's a god

-Xipe Totec is the usually gentle tactical one that's also on the last strand of his sanity trying to keep his family intact (I feel bad for him if he thinks they'll ever be normal)

-And then there's Coyolxauhqui, Huitzilopochtli's sister that isn't part of the four Tezcatlipocas and whom we never talk about like ever.

Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 6

Tlaloc: You're just dating Xochiquetzal to fuck with me, aren't you?

Tezcatlipoca: Nah, I'm dating Xochiquetzal cause she's hot. Fucking with you is just a bonus.

Not like she deserves ice cream anyway

She and Huitzilopochtli might have a more dysfunctional relationship than Tezcatlipoca and Quetzalcoatl

Coyolxauhqui's favorite ice cream? I know she tried to kill her brother and got decapitated and all that but she probably still likes ice cream...

Hmmmm she strikes me as a chocolate chip enjoyer

And as a bonus:

For popsicles she likes grape, popsicles prob easier to eat even when you are a decapitated head in the void idk tho