REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

always gonna re-reblog

Tez:

OOPS! I did it again-

I caused the end of the world, killed the humans you made~♪

Oh baby baby ♪

Hit me baby one more time!

Quetz: *bonks with stone club*

Tez: OH CMON YOU KNOW I DIDNT MEAN IT LITERALLY OWWW WTF

>@mythos-soup

Quetz: No one touches my humans.

Xipe Totec: Why do you talk about humans like possessions?

Huitzilopochtli: He created them, so they technically are...

Xipe Totec, deadpan: One more offense of property destruction on Tez's file, then.

same lol

One of Jupiter's moons is called Io...Juno was right to check on him lmao

Apollo is related to the sun but apollo 11 was a mission to the moon

Can it be that we want the twins to meet??

Juno was a mission to Jupiter, so were we trying to send Jupiter's wife there to check on him?? He does attract a alot of asteroids 😂

No matter if it was committed only once, a crime was still committed.

You shouldn't glorify someone because there are still others worse than them.

tw for mentions of r*pe and kidnapping

can we as a society stop perpetuating the myth that hades is the “best” greek god (out of posedian and zeus) because he only r*ped and kidnapped one girl while the other two had multiple victims. HE. STILL. R*PED. AND. KIDNAPPED. HER. just because he only has one victim doesn’t make his crime any less substantial and certainly doesn’t make him a good person. also stop demonizing demeter omg she literally doesn’t get to see her daughter often because she’s being held hostage for half of the year and she’s the bad guy ? okay lol

Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 10

Tezcatlipoca: Alright, time for Plan B.

Quetzalcoatl: Plan B? I wasn't even made aware that Plan A failed.

Huitzilopochtli: You will be soon.

*distant explosion*