Aztec Gods Headcanons 2

Aztec Gods Headcanons 2

Okay, the first part of this 'headcanon' isn't really a headcanon.

Tezcatlipoca is said in the myths to be disabled, because you know he and Quetzalcoatl put their two braincells together to devise a (terrible may I just say by the sounds of it) plan to kill Cipactli that ended in Tez losing his leg

I hc he has this prosthetic leg that results in a bit of a limp (more accentuated at times) because can you imagine him getting out of a fight and he's limping only due to his disability and one of the gods that probably didn't hear the first 1000 times Tez told the story is like "Oh gods are you hurt"

and Tez is just like "Nah this is from that one time my leg got bitten off by this primordial crocodile monster"

And they're like "..."

Anyway sometimes he uses a crutch because I SAY SO

Imagine This Crossover...

Apollo rises with his sun chariot at dawn like usual, but this time he's confronted by a pissed-off Huitzilopochtli after the chariot interrupted his fight with Coyolxauhqui.

"Who the hell are you?"

"I should probably be asking you the same question, seeing as you just appeared out of the sky."

"I'm the sun, Huitzilopochtli. You just messed up my daily deadly fight with my older sister, Coyolxauhqui, the moon. I didn't even have time to decapitate her right this time, it probably hurt a lot more, asshole."

"................HELIOOOOOOS!!"

Tezcatlipoca is asexual

Quetzalcoatl is bisexual

Huitzilopochtli is aromantic

Xipe Totec does not care

Idc if you disagree I will live by these hcs.

Your daily reminder that Tezcatlipoca is NOT a good person and however I glorify or praise him on this blog if you read the original myths he's a jerk

No matter if it was committed only once, a crime was still committed.

You shouldn't glorify someone because there are still others worse than them.

tw for mentions of r*pe and kidnapping

can we as a society stop perpetuating the myth that hades is the “best” greek god (out of posedian and zeus) because he only r*ped and kidnapped one girl while the other two had multiple victims. HE. STILL. R*PED. AND. KIDNAPPED. HER. just because he only has one victim doesn’t make his crime any less substantial and certainly doesn’t make him a good person. also stop demonizing demeter omg she literally doesn’t get to see her daughter often because she’s being held hostage for half of the year and she’s the bad guy ? okay lol

Tezcatlipoca: The law doesn't apply to us, we're gods! You don't get to decide what we do either.

Hera: ...

Hermes: Tez, say sike. Say sike right now if you want to live.

Frigg, Hera and Isis: what do you call disobeying the law?

The tricksters: A hobby :)

Frigg, Hera and Isis: [visibly disappointed]

The tricksters: that we do not engage in :/