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Nothing But Chaos Down Here

Shiloh (any pronouns), your local mythology geek with an unhealthy obsession with the Aztec gods (MINOR)

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I Don't Know If This Has Been Asked Yet, But What Would Be Xipe-Totec's Favorite Ice Cream?

I don't know if this has been asked yet, but what would be Xipe-Totec's favorite ice cream?

I did actually send an ask to my friend @mythos-soup about the topic, and his favorite ice cream is mango! :) 🥭🍦

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1 year ago

Update: Hades pronounced as heyds is now an option (inspired by a blog that reblogged this stating their friend pronounced it like that and now that I think of it the second hand embarrassment I get when I remember that sometime when I was a child I pronounced it like that too including the Po-sey-don thing)

Reblog if you once called Aphrodite "Afro-dyt", Persephone "Persa-phone", or Poseidon "Po-sey-don" (or optionally all three)


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1 year ago

Tezcatlipoca: The law doesn't apply to us, we're gods! You don't get to decide what we do either.

Hera: ...

Hermes: Tez, say sike. Say sike right now if you want to live.

Frigg, Hera and Isis: what do you call disobeying the law?

The tricksters: A hobby :)

Frigg, Hera and Isis: [visibly disappointed]

The tricksters: that we do not engage in :/


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1 year ago

Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 17

Hera: Sometimes I ask my husband "Do you have anything planned for our special day tomorrow?" when nothing's happening tomorrow just to see the look of terror and resignation at the same time on his face <3 <3


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1 year ago

Tez:

OOPS! I did it again-

I caused the end of the world, killed the humans you made~♪

Oh baby baby ♪

Hit me baby one more time!

Quetz: *bonks with stone club*

Tez: OH CMON YOU KNOW I DIDNT MEAN IT LITERALLY OWWW WTF

>@mythos-soup

Quetz: No one touches my humans.

Xipe Totec: Why do you talk about humans like possessions?

Huitzilopochtli: He created them, so they technically are...

Xipe Totec, deadpan: One more offense of property destruction on Tez's file, then.


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