Strange Dreams Part 1 (one)

Strange dreams part 1 (one)

Why tf did I just have a dream where I had a pet turkey(?) and was telling it off and cuz I was just lying in bed sharply saying ‘no’ and then this mf just jumped onto my bed! I don’t know what it did but I woke up because of how annoyed I was.

Science or sleep side of tumblr please explain

I need help

When you and your bestie (who convinced half the year you were dating in year 7 because you held hands in maths because her hands were too cold and yours were too hot) get fake married on a website and you set the certificate as your Home Screen but you can justify it by saying “it’s only gay if you make it gay”. We are such good friends :).

Update: she has a boyfriend now and they are such a cute couple (ngl when they first got together I think some of our friends were more invested in their relationship than they were lol)

I will give him treats afterwards

In S4:Ep12 of MLB I’m just laughing my head off at shadow moth getting annoyed because all strong emotions are becoming positive.

Also why is purple tigress’ outfit so cute? Like the whole outfit is stunning

Some people think I’m smart because I can do maths easily but I just took a sip of coke (no caffeine (it’s what Tesco gave us as a replacement ig)) and I could feel a hiccup about to happen. Do you want to know what I did? I took a sip and I hiccuped at the same time. It hurt like hell and I am in a fetal(?) position. 2/10 would not recommend

Strange dream part 2 (two)

I had a dream where we were in space (my crew- I can’t remember who was in my crew but I think deadpool was there) and for some reason we had rocket the racoon on our crew and tgotg came to rescue him (successful) then they went to their ship and we chased after it until it crashed and exploded. Scene cut to my house utility room and a long chubby white cat with small ears was in there and when it jumped onto my chest (probably to attack) when I went to pet it, it woke me up at 4:58 am.