I Will Give Him Treats Afterwards

I will give him treats afterwards

I just had chips ahoy for the first time and just like why is it the perfect balance between chewy ,chocolate and crunch

Things I want in order:

Pizza

Sleep

My mum knocking before she comes into my room

Being able to pull 3 all nighters in a row without people asking me if I’m okay

At least ten over sized hoodies

Be the dancing queen

World domination

When you and your bestie (who convinced half the year you were dating in year 7 because you held hands in maths because her hands were too cold and yours were too hot) get fake married on a website and you set the certificate as your Home Screen but you can justify it by saying “it’s only gay if you make it gay”. We are such good friends :).

Update: she has a boyfriend now and they are such a cute couple (ngl when they first got together I think some of our friends were more invested in their relationship than they were lol)

Some people think I’m smart because I can do maths easily but I just took a sip of coke (no caffeine (it’s what Tesco gave us as a replacement ig)) and I could feel a hiccup about to happen. Do you want to know what I did? I took a sip and I hiccuped at the same time. It hurt like hell and I am in a fetal(?) position. 2/10 would not recommend

My sister once told me that she had a nightmare of me chasing her, my mum and my dad. I was on a motorbike in a red dress with a gang of buff people on more motorbikes and it was just me and my gang trying to kill her while she was running away with my parents