I Just Remembered A Time When Me And My Family Went On Holiday And On The Way There, In The Bag Check/

I just remembered a time when me and my family went on holiday and on the way there, in the bag check/ security, my sister’s backpack got taken off to be hand searched because there was something that looked like a vape through the scan. And the guy asked my sister IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS

“is there a vape in here?”

And my mum just death glared her, probably thinking something like ‘wtf. Where did you get a vape? Are you vaping in the school bathrooms too? If you are this holiday is cancelled’

My dad was looking confused and concerned about her.

And my sister was so confused because she has never vaped before but… there was one in here bag apparently? So she obviously said

“No”

And then the guy opened her bag and it turned out to be her clawclip and powerbank and they were just lined up and looked like a vape due to the colours on the scanner.

Me and my dad teased her about it for that whole holiday.

I just read a post with demon characters in it and this add was under it (I’m on mobile btw)

I just had chips ahoy for the first time and just like why is it the perfect balance between chewy ,chocolate and crunch

I just blew my nose and a large chunk of white stuff came out of it and it wasn’t snot.

It might be the strawberry pencil that was choking on earlier then mysteriously stoped

Strange dreams part 1 (one)

Why tf did I just have a dream where I had a pet turkey(?) and was telling it off and cuz I was just lying in bed sharply saying ‘no’ and then this mf just jumped onto my bed! I don’t know what it did but I woke up because of how annoyed I was.

Science or sleep side of tumblr please explain

I need help

You ever just find a really big tomato and just want to bite into it like an apple?