My Mum - Tumblr Posts
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my shop
If I had an animal, I would want an alpaca.
My mum
My Mum keeps messing up the bunnies' names (happens when you have 8 of 'em).
Translation:
" ... Hi Yang. Snowball- not Snowball- ... Yang, hm? Yang ... Well, you haven't been here in a while, Donut. Not Donut, Flour. Hah. Your head is all black. Unbelievable. What happened to you, huh? ... Aren't you just colourful." Yang sneezes. "Bless you." Yang continues sneezing. "Yang, bless you! ... Corona? ... Oh, you poor thing ... Hm? Flour, don't you look pretty. So dark. Hm? You turned all dark ... Hm? You cuties? ... Hey, where are you headed? ... Or do you want a nut, huh? Oh, that doesn't work with one hand-"
Almost just bought an $170 hoover(vacuum)
My dad is probably in the fishing isle😭 Im over here wanting to go to the toy section😢🙏
I'm so glad I told my mum about Ninjago since I started watching it because now I can't rant to her about the friggin spoilers
Love my mum very much💚💚💚
my mum: yknow. if you had your license...
me: really mum. you wanna talk about this NOW
my mum:
me:
my mum: you could be finding missing cats
me: ...
my mum: let me tell you why.........
I just remembered a time when me and my family went on holiday and on the way there, in the bag check/ security, my sister’s backpack got taken off to be hand searched because there was something that looked like a vape through the scan. And the guy asked my sister IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS
“is there a vape in here?”
And my mum just death glared her, probably thinking something like ‘wtf. Where did you get a vape? Are you vaping in the school bathrooms too? If you are this holiday is cancelled’
My dad was looking confused and concerned about her.
And my sister was so confused because she has never vaped before but… there was one in here bag apparently? So she obviously said
“No”
And then the guy opened her bag and it turned out to be her clawclip and powerbank and they were just lined up and looked like a vape due to the colours on the scanner.
Me and my dad teased her about it for that whole holiday.
