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6 years ago

Explain me this

I understand why Vergil looks so young. But how did he get his new coat? Did he learn how to sew in hell?


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6 years ago
THICC
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6 years ago
THICC
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6 years ago
Vergil Not Knowing How To Do Small Talk But Rlly Want To Is What I Live For.
Vergil Not Knowing How To Do Small Talk But Rlly Want To Is What I Live For.
Vergil Not Knowing How To Do Small Talk But Rlly Want To Is What I Live For.
Vergil Not Knowing How To Do Small Talk But Rlly Want To Is What I Live For.
Vergil Not Knowing How To Do Small Talk But Rlly Want To Is What I Live For.
Vergil Not Knowing How To Do Small Talk But Rlly Want To Is What I Live For.
Vergil Not Knowing How To Do Small Talk But Rlly Want To Is What I Live For.

Vergil not knowing how to do small talk but rlly want to is what I live for.

6 years ago

I wanna talk about new Vergil's attack. My baby's fly like a jet stream.


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6 years ago

One thing Devil May Cry 5 told me is the fact that Vergils true human form is an edgy, poetry loving goth who just wants to be loved and I’m living for it.

6 years ago
The Honesty Is Refreshing

The honesty is refreshing

6 years ago

DMCV TRAILER OMG!

DEVIL DADDY IS BACK AND BETTER THAN BEFORE


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6 years ago
Sorry Thats Not PerfectxD

Sorry that’s not perfect…xD

6 years ago

Omg just came across a DMC 5 vid called ‘Bloke in the Cloak is def Vergil’ and this person HAS to be British and now that is Vergil’s official nickname.

The account name was Dysfunctional Dildo so clearly they are good with names lol

6 years ago

JUST THINK ABOUT IT

Xanxus has shitty tattoos on his body. He did them because he was ashamed of his scars. He thought that they are signs of his weakness.


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6 years ago

Kusakabe: Tonfa and boxes secure?

Hibari: Check.

Kusakabe: Backup rings packed?

Hibari: Check.

Kusakabe: Did you have breakfast?

Hibari: What? That's not on the checklist.

Kusakabe: I added it because I care about you.

Hibari: No, I did not have breakfast.

Kusakabe: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.

Hibari, pulling out a granola bar: Hey, there're little chocolate chips in this.

Kusakabe: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my superior into eating his fiber.

6 years ago

- After all this time?

- Always

When you made post a minute ago, but it is still 0 likes

When You Made Post A Minute Ago, But It Is Still 0 Likes

I am disappointed

6 years ago

I think about it too often.

Almost in every headcanon post with Xanxus there is an idea that he doesn't use nicknames for his s/o. Actually I think that he will use the sweetest ones in situation where a few people in the room [he, his s/o and someone else] just to make that person uncomfortable. Because nobody will believe you, trash.


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6 years ago

Xanxus: This is good for me, y'know, I like being on my own.

Xanxus: I'm better off this way. I'm a lone wolf. A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever...

Xanxus: What's a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?!

6 years ago

O’ Tumblr (a parody of Hellfire) Sung by Codot

Lyrics: Community Guidelines, you know I am a righteous man, of my content I am justly proud, Community Guidelines, you know I’m so much purer than, the filthy child porn producing crowd.

Then tell me, O Tumblr, why the whole of us must pay, Why the porno bots can’t be controlled? I see them, I block them, their posts no longer linger there, So why are we the ones that you must scold?

O Tumblr! Damn Tumblr! The Tumblr that had been, Would never allow this! Why purge my harmless sin?

It’s not our fault! We’re not to blame! It is the Russian bots and monsters who should pay! It’s not our fault! You made a plan! Where women’s nipples are more hunted than the Klan!

Protect us, O Tumblr, Don’t just become an Apple drone, Don’t let monopoly control your mind.

Don’t punish creators,  Or we will find another home, Where we come first and aren’t left behind.

GUARD: Waiting4Codot, your post has been flagged. CODOT: What? GUARD: The puppies were mistakes for female-presenting nipples. CODOT: But how? Nevermind. Get out you idiot. I’ll find a better website if I have to burn down all the internet.

Oh Tumblr! Damn’d Tumblr! Now staff the time has come, Choose us the creators, or see your site undone.

Please just reconsider, Staff have mercy on me, Let Tumblr be ours or it will burn!

And yes, I know that, as a voice actor, I won’t be IMMEDIATELY affected, but a LOT of my friends will be, and that frustrates me. Also, it’s only a matter of time before someone makes a horrendous audio post and (given their current behaviour) they wouldn’t even police audio; they’d just get rid of it.

Numbered days, folks.

Like the song? It’s available for download on my Patreon (and yes, the track is FREE).

6 years ago

Everyday he waits for his owner.

6 years ago

Hades: Seph, I don't think you need any more coffee.

Persephone: Coffee cures depression.

Hades: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way.

Persephone: More espresso, less depresso.

6 years ago
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Here is the last Character I designed for the Commercial project ,since i was not the one who came up with the toucan design.The Frog was the most easy character to design because his shape is pretty simple compared to the others.I was also also very luck to be able to animate this character ,because the audio file we used for this character was the most appealing to me. 

6 years ago

Tom: I can be a little dramatic when I'm mad, no biggie.

Hermione: No biggie? You literally started to scream in frustration and then threw yourself on the floor.

Hermione: You stayed there for a good ten minutes and then got up like nothing happened.

Tom: I said I was a little dramatic, didn't I?

6 years ago
So, I Made This
So, I Made This
So, I Made This
So, I Made This

So, i made this

Kinda rushed, i just wanted to make a cute and wholesome stuff involving Vergil as a father to young Nero