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Hello
I really love Vergil
Bye
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The cruel truth of my life…. (Ｔ▽Ｔ)
A t-shirt worthy quote.
Vergil needed more power because his pull out game wasn't that strong
Now for those of you who may not be aware… // John Maclean // x
Motivational posters Jay sends to the family.
When the argument is over but you hear them whisper something under their breath.
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love Mythology. You know what I love most about Mythology?
Everyone just assumes Hades is a badass. Hades isn’t a badass. Hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog that looks like it can chew your head leg and arm off instantaneously - spot. He called his dog spot! (Not joking look it up,“Cerberus” is a Latinised version of the Greek Kerberos, from a Proto-Indo-European word *ḱerberos, meaning “spotted”. Literally I laughed myself senseless.) Hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. Hades grows fruit, there is no sun in the underworld. Let’s be honest the guy probably double knots his laces and cries when there are no more ice cream tubs left in the freezer after a tough day of dealing with Zeus and Poseidon.
Persephone however, that so called frail little thing that he “kidnapped” ? Yeah, about that. She’s another case all together. When Hermes went to the Underworld he expected to find a scared little girl. Instead he found a thriving Queen. No like literally she would fight anyone who said anything bad or that hurt Hade’s feelings. She’d probably pet his head and constantly reassured him he was a fantastic King of the Underworld, and that he was totally scary and all that shit - while she glared at anyone who dared think differently, telling them to meet her in the pit. That girl didn’t want to be another Maiden in the field. She knew exactly what she was doing when she ate those seeds. She wanted a Kingdom, and that’s what she got.
If that isn’t life goals , then I don’t know what is.
Greek Mythology: Hades & Persephone
So I grabbed my king and ran away to a land of death, where I reigned and people whispered that I’d been dragged. I’ll tell you I’ve changed. I’ll tell you, the red on my lips isn’t wine. I hope you’ve heard of horns, but that isn’t half of it. Out of an entire kingdom he kneels only to me, calls me Queen, calls me Mercy. -Daniella Michalleni, “Persephone Speaks”
Persephone: [comes back to underworld] I MISSED YOU
Hades: I MISSED YOU T-
Persephone: [hugs Cerberus] MY GOOD BOY
Hello, I’m auditioning for the role of Vergil from DMC and I’ll be singing “Gimme more" by Britney Spears
Do you know difference between dick and life?
Life is harder.
Just a hedgehog enjoying a massage
tom riddle: basilisk...AWAKEN
basilisk: five more minutes pls
do wizards have a religion and if not can i apply for the position
*Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin sitting down at lunch*
Gryffindor: My Ravenclaw is so freakishly intelligent! She has four masters and a PhD! She’s also a humanitarian, it’s so cute!
Hufflepuff: My Ravenclaw is such a romantic! He knows a soliloquy for that and knows what to say when I’m feeling blue! Swoon!
Slytherin: My Ravenclaw must be broken…
Gryffindor: Why do you say that?
Slytherin: He’s weird as fuck! All he talks about is serial killer movies and experimental medical treatments. Then, starts verbally sparring about food…
Hufflepuff: Food is good!
Slytherin: Not when it involves arsenic…
Gryffindor: So, when are you two taking over the world?
Slytherin: … After the honeymoon…
if the men find out we can
Shape Shift
they’re going to tell the church
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917. Ravenclaws who can have mastered the skill of walking, running and even sprinting in high heels. Ravenclaws who have mastered the skill of doing ordinary things with long acrylic nails (in their house colors of course). Ravenclaws who have perfected their winged eyeliner. Ravenclaws that have the ability to get ready in about 10 minutes and they look as if they spent an hour on their looks this morning because they look just that good
Ravenclaws who know how to tame their hair, as puffy and tangled as it can get. Ravenclaws who start using their ties as hair ties or headbands because technically they’re still wearing them. Ravenclaws who wear fishnets under anything, uniform skirts, dresses, shorts, extremely ripped jeans. Ravenclaws with home done piercings and temporary tattoos all over their body.
Ravenclaws who just are Ravenclaws
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